The Worst Cat

1. Burrich.

How have the booktok girlies not blown him up? Do movie /TV companies not understand the thirst he can inspire?

Chivalry could not possibly have deserved you. You're mine now. We're getting married in an open meadow in the spring. You sleep on the spare bed when you drink too much, though.

I'm ignoring/not believing that you killed Nosy. But I don't have the full context on how dangerous the Old Wit is just yet, so I'm partially withholding judgement.

But I DESPERATELY need him and/or Fitz to adopt each other. Or even just hug. Even once. It's killing me slightly.

Also, Burrick, who do you know that had the Old Wit? Is it you, Burrick?

2. Shrewd

YOU ALSO OWE FITZ A HUG. AND A NAME. And work harder at stopping Regal from becoming a fuck-up, please! I can smell it coming from here.

3. Shade

Who **are** you? And what spectacular mistake will you make/have you made?

And who's Galen?

4. Molly Nosebleed.

Should be the actual Queen. Should meet Hod.

4.5 Hod

The Allanna of Tortall people all want your snapchat. Please adopt Molly.

5. Fitz

You deserve better. You deserve so much better. C'mere. I hug you now.

Also, please make "I will never betray Burrick" part of your pacts with Shade and Shrewd, I'm begging you.

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

NOSY LIVES!!! AND THEN!? 😭

The one thing I blame Fitz for is letting his guard down and not listening to the Fool more carefully.