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abt us!

we’re the nightshade system! this is mostly my (the host, suri)’s blog, and i use any pronouns, though others may reblog/post from time to time.

uhh boundaries! pls dont be overly familiar in my inbox if we’re not mutuals (though i don’t mind a kind anon in the slightest :D). and i would also ask people to not call me sexy or flirt with me in my inbox (mutuals ur fine. joke flirts r fine) it makes me really uncomfortable :| and like. the very basics please do not be racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist/etc in my inbox have some common decency PLEASE i cannot believe i have to say this but i have had some Bad Experiences

alter blogs: wilbur/antigone: @zenithwilbur

suri/via/robin: @cagedbirdsinger

#syl says stupid statements #about me

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comikbook

thinking about egregious dykery deltarune tweet

#deltarune #egregious dykery is my drag king name actually

bundibird

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

witha-boxofscraps

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

bundibird

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

akinari-kashihara

Hi sorry

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

cryptidcaper

Did everyone also forget her old photos too?

gotterhag

Post of the Year award

#cw nazi imagery #politely raises my hand. can we also talk about how she released merch #with literal nazi and alt-right dogwhistles and never took it down or said anything #or that time her music was used by the trump admin for their shitass propaganda and she let them.#unlike every other artist whose music they tried to use btw! they all put in requests for removal!#anti taylor swift

nitw

i feel like a lot of people might not have seen this dialogue from when you try going back to school with noelle and susie at the festival

#iiii see what he did there #deltarune #deltarune spoilers

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

#sorry to all my friends for dying soon

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qqchurch

#wha #RGAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE HOW THIS MANGA USES PANELING. IT MAKES ME FEEL BONKERS. I LOVE IT

annabelle--cane

I know litcrit isn't for everyone And That's Fine but god it makes me so frustrated when someone responds to a piece of analysis with "I don't like that and it makes me uncomfortable so therefore it's laughably wrong and you're crazyyyyy for saying it." the classic example of this is how straight people often respond to basic queer readings ("lmao they're literally just friends you're clearly a virgin loser who's never had normal friends before"), but I'm also thinking about how fan people on tumblr sometimes respond to analyses that imply unpleasant things about characters they like or vice versa ("that scene doesn't mean anything it was improv it was a mistake they kept it in by accident it's obviously irrelevant it's distasteful to acknowledge you're actually the weird one for bringing up something so fucked up"). in my ap lit class in high school we had a substitute come in on the day we were supposed to discuss seamus heaney's "blackberry-picking" and he got absolutely scandalized at a bunch of seventeen-year-olds telling him that this poem about picking blackberries had a lot of uneasy sexual subtext, he told us we had twisted dirty minds, then when our regular teacher came back the next day she said "yeah that's exactly what the poem's about."

#extremely relevant to me right now. @ a certain server. the dubcon elephant in the room is waiting politely for you to address it #litcrit

drangel76

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

drangel76

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

drangel76

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

#i literally love and i been liiiiiicking it #jarona has not had that much of an impact on my vocabulary. Glue! however.#deltarune #deltarune spoilers

elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

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elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

ammnontet

i am really, really, really loving UnLoop, which is a puzzle game where you collaborate with yourself

ammnontet

everyone say green

#unloop #funnier as a system i fear

parkchanwoohoo

#every time i see this fuckass series it’s somehow funnier. i love you nihowdy guy

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yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

teaboot

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

#???????? awesome. absolutely obsessed

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#MS USAGI SAILORMOON TSUKINO IS TRYING TO KILL ME???????#WHAT DID I DO #anyway no mr dewey schoolofrock is absolutely not saving my ass

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