Thinksnake

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

my genius uncle might have found another realm

can you please verify first before posting

top surgery scars and stretch marks are the same in the sense that that's how you know the flavor is baked in. its like the sear marks of the human body

hey so I didn't think before i posted this and i swear im not a cannibal

ITS NOT VORE EITHER YOU HEATHENS

tom paris seeing all of time and space in threshold leads to him having prophetic dreams but they’re mostly about harry and b’elanna fucking so he thinks it’s just his own fantasies getting a little out of hand

tuvok suggests they do a mind meld “in order to extract any key details lieutenant paris might have missed” (he thinks tom is an idiot who can’t interpret prophetic visions) and tom is like trust me bro you do not want to do that, not if you ever want to comfortably play kal-toh with harry ever again. years later tuvok comes to believe tom said that because losing at kal-toh was the first sign of his neurodegenerative disease and not, you know, because if he’d gone through with the mind meld he would’ve been treated to an onslaught of hd closeups of harry’s dick

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion

like you can always tell they're characters written by men when suddenly this carefree independent career woman starts talking about how wonderful it'd be to have a child & settle down booooo tomato tomato