Death isn't the end.

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

I guess I can just deal with the celestial basilisk lord. Just one more struggle on the pile.

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

onetime i used a fist instrad of an openpalm strike and a million self-thefence youtube channels and comments descended on me like rabiddogs

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why