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gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

can I live my life

meditating on the concept of buck and eddie freshly dating and they go to the pier and buck wins eddie a huge teddy bear at one of the rigged stupid boardwalk games and which makes eddie get butterflies in his tummy and then when they get home eddie fucks him silly yay

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

i love that eddie loves a bit. and sometimes buck riffs back, like when eddies pouring the water and says “he you go sir” in his waiter voice and buck says “oh well thank you, can you list the specials tonight?” and eddies looks up DELIGHTED and he’s like oh! of course let’s see. we have our house favorite, kissing in the kitchen. and bucks like mmhmm ☺️ chin in hands, and eddie continues. and we have chefs special: Take Out, and buck laughs, and eddie continues. and we have our Friday special which is. only for our exclusive guests. (and he’s leaning in) and bucks eyes start to look darker while he leans in too smiling “yeah?” and eddies like “yeah the Friday special is. me going on break and getting to know my hottest customer better..(they’re inches from each other) and buck, closing the gap btwn them says, “remind me to give this place a 5 star review” and then they kiss yay.

p.s. buck's immediate, unvoiced reaction is, of course, 'eddie doesn't want to fuck me?' but then the tones go off and save him from having to examine that thought any further

meditating on the concept of buck and eddie freshly dating and they go to the pier and buck wins eddie a huge teddy bear at one of the rigged stupid boardwalk games and which makes eddie get butterflies in his tummy and then when they get home eddie fucks him silly yay

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I love how this only makes sense if you check the alt text

step one of good media criticism is to remove yourself entirely from your interpretation of the text. step two is to insert yourself back in but in new and thoughtful ways