woof woof

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

mulder fascinates me for so many reasons but one of them is his genuine interest in/fondness toward the idea of aliens while he firmly believes that they are what took his sister. he has every reason to think that aliens are Pure Evil Sent to Destroy Us but instead he approaches the topic of extraterrestrial life with interest and nuance and even enjoys things like silly alien-shaped mugs and area 51 merchandise. personally if i thought aliens took my sister i would be really pissed off at seeing alien bumper stickers treated as quirky souvenirs, but to him, part of wanting to believe means believing in good and bad and the possibility for each individual, human or not, to choose, and that's what makes the search for answers different than a revenge quest.

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

buck and eddie canonically sing in the car together which means. established relationship or dating or married or whatever buddie with buck driving (one handed because they’re obviously holding hands over the center console)(they can’t rest their hands in each others laps when they’re driving anymore because of The Incident)(The Incident being an act of distracted driving caused by eddie’s hand on bucks thigh while he was driving)(it was so egregious eddie had to sit in the backseat for two weeks after this for fear of it happening again)(anyways not the point just remember they’re crazy.) and they’re singing and dancing and laughing and then eddie pulls their joined hands up to his mouth to mime holding a microphone. and yes he does kiss bucks knuckles while they’re right there because why wouldn’t he? and anyway then buck has to pull over to kiss eddie stupid about it because otherwise they ARE going to actually crash the car.