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i think more robots should be disabled actually. robots whose bodies keep falling apart and need much more consistent repairs. robots whose bodily upkeep is hard and laborious and exhausting. robots who physically cant do things without help from another individual. robots who are imperfect and dont fit the bill of a flawless machine. i want more of this waiter please bring me more disabled robots

i love having the car door opened for me so much i love chivalry it is NOT dead it will NEVER die

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

Having a body is the scariest thing everrrrrrr what if something happensss

makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

hey you can grow on me like moss if you dont have any plans for later

service tops are like dogs the way they just want to be good and please you but my favoriteee is when they end up whimpering and drooling like a dog too. does it feel that good baby? let’s hear you bark for me then

I hope to be a mutual you’d take out for an ice cream date