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if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

Shirley saying that Juliet wouldn't be wearing a dress hit me so hard. They are watching their closest friend drift away and morph into someone unrecognizable it's actually painful.

God though if it's been three months since Juliette returned poor Solo, she promised to try to return to her buddy but is too busy going through the Horrors (amnesia, wearing a dress, being in the most extroverted role in the silo, bathing regularly) to attempt to return!! She can't even remember making that promise in the first place!!!!!!!

The fact that Patrick Kennedy knows what birds are but Juliette didn't before Solo told her is both baffling and hilarious

I'm going to be honest I think the notion that there is a clear-cut list delineating what is and isn't a romantic or platonic behavior that is universal to every culture, time and unique life experience is a complete load of shit.

still can't believe the 118 responded to a miracle service faith healer (bobby's mother btw which is crazy) emergency and eddie wasn't there to see it

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.