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i have to admit i feel way more amiable to seeing lots of convention content now that it's happening near me

#there's no logic it's just the chauvinisme #🌻#911 convention

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frogndtoad

that night, frog and toad were both happy

bucksbeagle

buck comes after 2 strokes the first time they have sex btw

#literally #911 #buddie

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

thequeeninyellowlace

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

systlin

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

systlin

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

systlin

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

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queerstark

the long way home (5/5)

buddie | ~29k completed | mature | psychological horror romance in a desert motel?

“If we go through his door,” Buck says. “We go together. You and me.” It would be stupid to do this. Dumber still to keep trudging down the ever-expanding hallway with no apparent end. Death Valley inside the walls of a roadside motel. Definition of insanity and all that. Eddie’s throat works and then he nods. “Together.”

or: Buck and Eddie stop for the night at an impossible desert motel that knows exactly what they want—and exactly how to use it against them.

(Chapter 5 on AO3)

thank you @soupfic for the beta and @minalover for the everything 💜

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

themarshalstale

in the way only you could (Buck/Eddie)

Words: 2,840 Rating: General Audiences Additional Tags: This is borderline crack, Getting Together, First Kiss, Eddie Diaz's Kitchen as a Character, i want that tag to become canon, Christopher Diaz is a National Treasure, Accidental Love Confessions, conversations with birds, injured animal, Canon Compliant up to 9x18, Kind Of, this takes place somewhere in the aether between season 9 and 10

what do i do with an injured bird in front of my house, he searches. The internet is less than helpful, though. Eddie scrolls frantically through search results, not really fully reading them, until he quickly gets overwhelmed. So Eddie stops searching and does the next best thing. He calls Buck.

[read on ao3]

dedicated to @rhodeys my goat who conceptualized, enabled, and then beta read it for me. 🫰

#fic rec

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

miminwords

idk it's so important to me that Eddie is the one who is vocally disturbed and upset about going through Buck's things. he usually tries to see things as necessary vs unnecessary or 'it's just how things are right now' but this time he's open about hating this. despite knowing the logic, he's emotionally disturbed by it. Maddie is calmer about it. Chris is calmer about it. Eddie isn't.

but he keeps this agitation to the kitchen where Buck can't hear and gets it all out there so that he can approach Buck with whatever calm and grounded sense he has. so that he can help instead of needing clarity or comfort from Buck. and yet, doing this for Buck becomes Eddie's relief and comfort in itself. when Buck jokes, Eddie exhales too. when Buck sees his support system around him, Eddie feels the relief of it too. the agitation calms down when Buck is the man Eddie knew before the kidnapping took him away. when Eddie can reach him again.

#:)#911

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geekcavepodcast

Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Teaser Trailer

After the death of his wife, a devout hit man finds himself on a journey across Houston to protect his kids while his beliefs threaten to unravel and forces close in around him.

Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is written and directed by Bassam Tariq. The film stars Mahershala Ali

Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother releases to select theaters on September 25, 2026, and in theaters everywhere in October.

#:)#your mother your mother your mother

billy-crudup

'Mohabbat', which in Urdu and Hindi means love! It writes itself.

♡ SHAWN HATOSY & SUPRIYA GANESH on MOHABBOT ♡ @thepittmonth week 2 → relationships, friendships and dynamics

#the pitt #mohabbot #flashing gifs #awesome gifset!

rainbowbeanart

Artfight time! First attack for @passionpeachy of their precious ✨️snesbians✨️ Cherry and Butter!

My profile: Click here!

userfish

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

oldbutchdanielmolloy

smiles fondly. i do hope those young men are frotting

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idlesdays

#the long walk #+text

bloodsoakedbuckley

BOUNCE

3k | Buck/Eddie | Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Bottom Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Sub Top Evan "Buck" Buckley, Mildly Dubious Consent, Butt Plugs, Premature Ejaculation, Under-negotiated Kink, Love Confessions, Crying After Sex

Summary:

It was not a plan. Eddie resents the implication. He took steps, made some choices, sure, which led him to a certain outcome, but it was not a plan. When he went to the website, added the items to his cart, put in his credit card information and his address, when he waited for the package to arrive and when it did, ran to his bedroom to carefully unbox them, he didn't have an end goal. He just—he had an urge, an urge that he followed to now, to Buck's bathroom, sweating through his t-shirt and trying to cool the burning flush in his cheeks.

He looks at himself in the mirror, splashes his face with cold water, shakes out his hands to dispel the nerves and the heat flooding his body. He fidgets in place, moves his hips, and he feels the silicone shifting inside of him. The thrill of it makes his heart race and his dick stir in the confines of his sweats.

It's not a plan.

Eddie takes what he wants.

-> read on ao3

#have i reblogged this one?#fic rec

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