woof woof

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

mulder fascinates me for so many reasons but one of them is his genuine interest in/fondness toward the idea of aliens while he firmly believes that they are what took his sister. he has every reason to think that aliens are Pure Evil Sent to Destroy Us but instead he approaches the topic of extraterrestrial life with interest and nuance and even enjoys things like silly alien-shaped mugs and area 51 merchandise. personally if i thought aliens took my sister i would be really pissed off at seeing alien bumper stickers treated as quirky souvenirs, but to him, part of wanting to believe means believing in good and bad and the possibility for each individual, human or not, to choose, and that's what makes the search for answers different than a revenge quest.

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

buck and eddie canonically sing in the car together which means. established relationship or dating or married or whatever buddie with buck driving (one handed because they’re obviously holding hands over the center console)(they can’t rest their hands in each others laps when they’re driving anymore because of The Incident)(The Incident being an act of distracted driving caused by eddie’s hand on bucks thigh while he was driving)(it was so egregious eddie had to sit in the backseat for two weeks after this for fear of it happening again)(anyways not the point just remember they’re crazy.) and they’re singing and dancing and laughing and then eddie pulls their joined hands up to his mouth to mime holding a microphone. and yes he does kiss bucks knuckles while they’re right there because why wouldn’t he? and anyway then buck has to pull over to kiss eddie stupid about it because otherwise they ARE going to actually crash the car.

imagining a time where HR was like, "you all need to update your HR emergency contacts and it CANNOT be a fellow coworkers" because the 118 never updated when they got married or whatever. and so it leads to Maddie, Athena, and Karen school yard picking who will be putting them down. First round goes obviously: Maddie chooses Chim, Karen chooses Hen, Athena chooses Bobby. Second round goes: Maddie chooses Buck, Karen takes Eddie, and Athena chooses Ravi. And Ravi says, "I actually have family I'd like to put" and Bobby sternly says, "you WILL let my wife pick you so she gets two like everybody else." and that's how Ravi is caught in a dilemma of when to change the emergency contact from your girlfriend's mom to your girlfriend.

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

it's something for me that of all the conflicts that Chim faces in s9, the only one where he actually has enough control to decide something and isn't exclusively guided or pushed is the one with Buck's dependency. it's not just that he gets the info in time but that he gets to actually be a captain. and the issue for me is that he kinda gets a pat in the head with his previous conflicts (?). his issue with Eddie is basically resolved with a 'we all think you're a good captain most of the time haha' and they don't push on Chim needing Eddie to check-in with him just as much or whatever disconnect they had. the arc with Hen goes into a 'this is the only thing to do now' path when Hen collapses at the intervention. and it's not that they're bad but more that it doesn't give onscreen space for Chim to look at variables and make decisions. Bobby had a reflection period after every conflict imo and that was GOOD because it gave us an insight into how he is looking at a situation in the aftermath. and as much as Chim comes through in the finale too, there's still a space where Chim has to be his own kind of captain and not just Bobby's legacy. he doesn't get to figure HIMSELF out. not his leadership style or his boundaries. which could have been good because every other main character had something they learned or figured out.