woof woof

buck and eddie canonically sing in the car together which means. established relationship or dating or married or whatever buddie with buck driving (one handed because they’re obviously holding hands over the center console)(they can’t rest their hands in each others laps when they’re driving anymore because of The Incident)(The Incident being an act of distracted driving caused by eddie’s hand on bucks thigh while he was driving)(it was so egregious eddie had to sit in the backseat for two weeks after this for fear of it happening again)(anyways not the point just remember they’re crazy.) and they’re singing and dancing and laughing and then eddie pulls their joined hands up to his mouth to mime holding a microphone. and yes he does kiss bucks knuckles while they’re right there because why wouldn’t he? and anyway then buck has to pull over to kiss eddie stupid about it because otherwise they ARE going to actually crash the car.

imagining a time where HR was like, "you all need to update your HR emergency contacts and it CANNOT be a fellow coworkers" because the 118 never updated when they got married or whatever. and so it leads to Maddie, Athena, and Karen school yard picking who will be putting them down. First round goes obviously: Maddie chooses Chim, Karen chooses Hen, Athena chooses Bobby. Second round goes: Maddie chooses Buck, Karen takes Eddie, and Athena chooses Ravi. And Ravi says, "I actually have family I'd like to put" and Bobby sternly says, "you WILL let my wife pick you so she gets two like everybody else." and that's how Ravi is caught in a dilemma of when to change the emergency contact from your girlfriend's mom to your girlfriend.

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

it's something for me that of all the conflicts that Chim faces in s9, the only one where he actually has enough control to decide something and isn't exclusively guided or pushed is the one with Buck's dependency. it's not just that he gets the info in time but that he gets to actually be a captain. and the issue for me is that he kinda gets a pat in the head with his previous conflicts (?). his issue with Eddie is basically resolved with a 'we all think you're a good captain most of the time haha' and they don't push on Chim needing Eddie to check-in with him just as much or whatever disconnect they had. the arc with Hen goes into a 'this is the only thing to do now' path when Hen collapses at the intervention. and it's not that they're bad but more that it doesn't give onscreen space for Chim to look at variables and make decisions. Bobby had a reflection period after every conflict imo and that was GOOD because it gave us an insight into how he is looking at a situation in the aftermath. and as much as Chim comes through in the finale too, there's still a space where Chim has to be his own kind of captain and not just Bobby's legacy. he doesn't get to figure HIMSELF out. not his leadership style or his boundaries. which could have been good because every other main character had something they learned or figured out.

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. I’ve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.

Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctor’s note.

this post aged like an ice cube in an oven

worst part is! IT’S STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!

Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus

If only we as a society learned from our mistakes

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

I love to temper expectations with reckless spec. they're going to battle a bunch of fires and Harry is going to say, "man, I hope it rains. that would help us out" and then it'll be like a deluge for forty days and forty nights and everyone will want to kill Harry.