⚔︎ Even Satan Knows How To Party ⚔︎

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

"be a good boy and-" done. what next

computer how do I kiss someone through a screen. computer how do I pull him through the screen so I can cuddle him. computer. computer do you hear me

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more