It's not easy being a human berry

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

One time I went on a date with a girl who was in a poly relationship with a guy and for the second date she wanted me to meet her bf and during that date I really wasn't feeling it BUT he literally worked at a sword store and afterwards unlocked the shop and let me handle various high quality lotr swords and I was so overwhelmed with joy that I agreed to a third date 😅 even though I really shouldn't have. Anyway, that's my shameful nerd secret. Whenever I catch myself getting judgemental of people who'll just go on a date with someone because of the car they drive, I force myself to remember that I once went on a date with a girl and her BOYFRIEND just because I got to hold a replica of Andúril reforged from Narsil, the blade that was broken 😬

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

The convergence 

"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

i’m just someone’s weird coworker