#1 latino quark truther

Idk what possessed sara bareilles to write an album that sounds like her worst song had sex with the most boring christian music one can imagine (through a dusty sheet without making eye contact as god intended) and pumped out a litter of insipid folksy children but if ONE of my former favorite artists could put out an album that isnt profoundly mid this decade, i would appreciate it!!!!

Tos Kirk wouldnt get a vasectomy bc there’s always a part of him that’s like “oh…what if I leave this all behind and start a family with a wife and kids in a farmhouse in Iowa…” (<-doesn’t actually want that, delusional, can’t admit he wants to have homoerotic space adventures forever) and aos Kirk knows for a fact he never wants kids but wouldnt get a vasectomy bc he doesn’t know how they work and thinks they just chop off your balls like a dog

Forever mad about the little women modern retelling that made Jo March a food blogger who’s banging a chef like we don’t all know that girl would be a freak who writes rpf and has an affair with with one of her grad school professors

if there is one thing lin manuel miranda has it is the audacity bc if my choices were for me and my 3/10 vocals to have a duet with leslie odom jr or kill myself, the funeral would be the next day

a week later and while i can admit brand new day is probably the superior movie by every metric, simply thinking about the fact that no way home had willem dafoe AND alfred molina in it is damn near enough to get me pregnant

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions