MORE LIFE!

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

im like anthony bourdain if he didnt go anywhere or eat any good food and was broke

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

thinking about how they recreated the 2008 apartment but also diegetically, matt and jay recreated their old house in this new house to the point it isn't obvious it's even a new house at first. in the behind the scenes, they mention having to install a wall for the whiteboard so it can resemble their exact old set up. do you think character matt and jay did too? like change is literally such a terrifying concept so let's avoid it as much as possible. we need to always have this living room together. I always need to have to stand on the couch to craft us a plan, and you always have to turn away from your piano to look up at me and the walls are always covered in everything we love and it's always warm

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

and when in the third act anthony bourdain’s relationship with his sous chef takes a homosensual turn and you have to pretend to be surprised by that turn

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend