the rib cramp genuinely gonna start killing people. and i shouldn't take any pain meds rn since i drank so i guess i'll just suffer in not silence (still coughing). gonna go lay down now goodbye.

they're saying franc needs to go for a late night walk with the baby (miniature poodle)

tonight was hanging out with my straight mexican boyfriend and my gay straight guy friend and his alleged not girlfriend of several years and to me she was like woah you're so smart how do you know all this stuff. heh. smirks.

night of many posts and overshares. i wish fingering myself was more fun 99 times out of 100 it's literally like. okay i guess there's a finger in there now. it's just sad cause as an idea it sounds good but in practice it's like whateverrrrr

penelope is only an occasionally cuddly dog which right now she's on the other side of the couch but i literally need to pick up a small andimal and cuddle it and squeeze it and cradle it i wish rosie was here she'd love that

damn can you post more -_-