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theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

Ford Prefect is either a better or simply much more inebriated person than I am because if I had spent months crossing the galaxy to get back to the person I've hitched my life to for over a decade and ringing his phone off the hook daily, only to find him gallivanting with some girl in my absence, I would've started tossing all his furniture out of the closest window

good news european mutuals i will now be hitchhikerposting in your time zone

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

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they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

ok guys what if fenchurch was at the party and bumped into trillian before arthur did and was like "woah you're so pretty" and lowkey was the catalyst for trillian going to space in a roundabout way. cosmically entangled yuri please please please hear me out