fenchurch hitchhikersguide stan account

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

nostalgia will have you thinking delusional crap like "i miss being 14." no the fuck i don't!!!

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

Arthur tossing the Guide into a lake on prehistoric Earth is only casually mentioned as a joke but it's kind of insane if you think about it like that Guide was one of the few things Ford had when he was trapped on normal Earth to remind him of the rest of the universe and keep him sane through his imprisonment. Probably had insane sentimental value and now he's stuck on an even more backwards Earth with no tech, no parties, no alcohol and Arthur straight up tries to destroy it on impulse like.... definitely one of the reasons he left

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro