Perennial nerd

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

you are right and you should say it.

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

i need to imagine some scenarios