Perennial nerd

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

@initiala I feel like you'd enjoy this 😁

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

It did not.

Well it wasn't nothing, but that was definitely only sample sized. The kind of portion of thunderstorm they'd give you in a little paper cup at the grocery store to entice you into buying the full thing.

It's done this twice in the past week, and once we got some big clouds and a bit of strong wind and some thunder, but then nothing happened. Please. take away the humidity.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

So what I think is that there's this default belief in patriarchy that men are superior to women and therefore the "masculine" sphere is superior to the "feminine" sphere. And so, as feminists have fought to expand the number of allowable female activities, men (on the aggregate over generations) have retreated from those activities because they're now seen as "feminine", and so partaking in them is incommensurate with their belief in their own superiority. And, unfortunately, as this has progressed, this has resulted in a lot of men sectioning themselves off from, frankly, everything that actually makes being alive worthwhile. It's a misery spiral, and the only way out is to abandon male supremacy.

#god so many men cant have hobbies anymore#because of this fuckass mindset#cant paint cuz its girly#cant do pottery because its girly#all arts and crafts? girly#any musical instrument that isnt a guitar or drums? girly#like baby no this is literally killing you#your only hobby CANNOT be an impact sport#that shit will not keep you sane when you are sick or injured#or OLD#have you considered#that you will need to give up aggressive soccer when you get OLD#and they you'll have nothing to do because you refuse to do any arts#why do men#ugh

@capricorn-0mnikorn Possibly related to the mystery of where the horse guys are.

The Masc of Amontillado

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now