the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny
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the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

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As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

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idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives
some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr
if you:
can't cum unless x is involved in sex
get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex
don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form
then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
unless you're into that 😉
Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion
and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore
Feet
I think azune should fuck off from dol makjar and just join king gus and his cohort of gay knights. that'd probably fix him
BRENNAN! You're telling me that king gus, the coolest guy ever, is ALSO the center of a tragic doomed yaoi
are you SERIOUS?

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as a Mean Woman Enjoyer, it's taken me some time to finally figure out why dragon age Morrigan just does not do it for me
she's basically a teenager that you're liberating (literally) from her mother. she's angry and callous, but in the way that a kid is, where they're moodily lashing out with the sudden freedom they've been allotted when they're at a friend's house
this is a good thing, of course, I do think Morrigan is a very well written character. but initially playing dao in my mid 30s was like, oh this girl is developing fledgling autonomy. grow up well, baby bird!
This Mystique cosplay mid merge (by magnetomystique)
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UHHHH
This is legit one of the most creative cosplays I’ve seen recently.
Shepard during the destruction of the Normandy

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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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the kaidan/m!shep romance is SO good, but I have (somewhat understandably) had to beg, bribe, borrow, steal, and twist arms to get people to play it. BUT IT IS. SO GOOD.
I’ve been passionately explaining to people how good it is and how the game actually acknowledges that kaidan isn’t romanceable by mshep in the first game and they have a talk about that…the only reason I didn’t do it this time is I didn’t want to do a three game playthrough as mshep 😭