just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that

doomscrolling thru the weather app

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

bouncing on it stupid and dorky style

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

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