margot the perpetual

Wage regressor who gets paid less than you

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

can someone please tell the hakugyokuro gardener that we can hear her cage jingling during her spell cards

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible