margot the perpetual

dr pepper is a cute little girl with big swirly glasses and an oversized lapcoat with long floppy sleeves

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

it's a special kind of culosis that only affects tubers

Imagine how much more beautiful the world would be if we all took up hammers and screw drivers and took pjackk completely apart and flattened him back into the 3 or 4 sheets of scrap metal he was folded out of. We could save reality

How do u know which way the turn the screws serious quedtion ive been trying to put the batterys in my goon rig but i dont know wich way to use my drill hand for opening the cover off

what the hell is your goon rig

girl you are so snuffy that mo jones is gonna make you play basketball with the skyhawks

Force shiny hunting. You want to be a good trainer walking back and forth to hatch all of my eggs, don't you, sweetheart? You want to be here for hours with me. Maybe even go over odds until you find a wynaut as pink as my words randomly are at times for no reason

You want to hunt some shinies because you're a ✨️good✨️ tr- HOLY FUCK❗️❗️

sopranos episode 1

offended at the lack of dedenne in detective pikachu

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

maybe if im good i can go to pikachu city for my birthday

There r a few of u i want to say goodbye to before its time tomorow

where are you going pjackk