margot the perpetual

this is why you shouldn't swear

plurality is like being a vampire: you know what’s going on, but nobody else does

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

in a kinder world, you would not have to choose between 1 dollar or 2 dollar.

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

the amazing digital circle ⭕️

You all hate me. You think I’m a hack. You just don’t understand my art anymore. This isn’t for you. It’s for me.

real C&L pros know you gotta take as many ladders as you can while also avoiding the chutes