margot the perpetual

A World of Darkness is a normal world to someone like me

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

my latent uncle abilities

India's carbondioxide emissions per person is half the global average, while USA's is 7× to 8× times higher than India, 3.5× to 4× times the global average, yet USAmericans are the ones comfortably sitting with air conditioners in their office jobs while Indians die in heatwaves in outside manual labor jobs

And even then its the Indians who contribute the least who are the most vulnerable, it's not the Indians who own shares in oil companies being inconvenienced, it is the workers who work in farms under the sun, those who work in physical construction, outside in manual labor, the regular families who can't afford to move somewhere where there aren't regular blackouts. It's simply not fair, you understand

commenting "insane refresh pull" on my mutuals seven second old vent post

to clarify, elf gf is erect because she had intended to get her dick sucked, but was sidetracked by my lamenting the destruction of kakashi's innocence. she is not enjoying this

i went to the starting village and they didnt even tell me to kill 5 dogs. they just told me that my vibe was awful and that i should probably just die all things considered. and i was like. okay but dont you need a hero to slay the demon queen. and they were likd yeah but its obviously not you. you suck so hard.and i was like ok but what about the 5 dogs and they were like honestly i hope 5 dogs kill you. well whoop dee fucki g do. wait until they realize im actually the chosen one. yeah. ill kill 5 dogs all by myself thank you bery much. and NO that isnt my pee. i would never do that

i got to the second town and ive killed over 12 dogs and ive unlocked my first ability (basic fire spell) and i was like hey guys its me. yup. its your chosen hero. gonna save your realm. and rhey were like Fuck off. like Fuck you. they told me my outfit was "fucking ridiculous" and that i looked "stupid as fuck" ans that normally they would send me on a dangerous quest to defeat a goblin king in the woods so that the town elder could give me a special key that unlocks the way but they told me theyre jusy giving it to me for free so i get the fuck away from them. but jokes on them. i'm killing the goblin king anyways. im gonna show everyone

ok so i won but with like 2 hp and i used all of my potions and no one will heal me because im weird. so i guess im just fucked. fuck my.life i guess. i guess they really want me to die

so i ran intona group of thieves (random encounter) but when they saw how fucked up and weird i was they gave me a potion and let me go and like they didnt even take my gold which like i have a lot ofbut no one will sell to me because im weird. so i guess i just keep this fucking gold i guess. im still using the starter weapon. no one will sell me anything else. i dont fucking know what to do with all this gp. this realm fucking blows

and no. i still havent peed myself. my jester suit is yellow down there for a very normal reason

welp. i had to kill a fuckton of dogs and random enemies. i killed a bear. yup. i straight up killed a bear. anyways i found a cave and it had a stronger weapon but it was hidden behind a strong as fuck skeleton wizard but ws soon as they saw me the skeleton wizard was like. ew oh my god. why do you smell like that. just take the axe. get out of here. why are you dressed like that. so i just got a powerful axe i guess. now i have to kill even more random skeletons and evil animals i guess. i have no idea where the next town is cus the persom whos job it is to tell me that said mu boobs looked fake and told me to go away so what ever i guess

third town and yup. you guesses it. they HATE my ass. i didnt even bother trying to tell them i'm the hero. like it would not make a difference. the town armorer and the local fair maiden grab me and put me in the stocks. people have been throwing shit at me all day. i think theyve been trying to get into my jester suit. i didnt even do anything but at least they didnt bother taking my stuff. at least. yeah. i dont know how long theyre gonna keep me here. i vaugely overhead what i think is an important questline so once i get out of here i totally know what i'm doing

escaped the stocks. no i dont want to.say how. i really dont want to say how. anyways. i got my stuff back and some extra gold too. um. as a tip i guess. found out there was a whole qiestline that i think was supposed to involve me crossdressing to rescue some child and then get an important book that i have to.recite from in order to unlock a.dungeon but i straight up just went to the place i was supposed to go and let the kid out (shitty kid btw) in the middle of the night and wemt to the kids dads house and crawled through his window ajd took the book so were good. i did also gst chased out of town by angry hoard. yeah. but we did it. dungeon time i guess

yknow im increasingly feeling like most of my life is just grabbing random bullshit items to grab more bullshit items

ok so dungeons fucking suck when you know 3 abilities and have a single mid tier weapon i guess cus wow this rsally fucking sucks. its not like the 99 wolf hides in my bag are doing anyrhing. i think i'm supposed to be able to sell this to the guy with the fucked up fur clothes for gold to buy supplies but the dude genuinely just hides whenever i come around. like behind a barrel or something. like i can clearly see him hiding but yknow whatever. anyways. ive had to kill a shit ton of greater slimes and skeleton mages here and im really fucking struggling genuinely. ive been frozen so many times. this sucks. but ive discovered you can just eat slimes if youre hungry enough so i guess thats a new skill i learned. whatever

ok so i was just in the wrong dungeon. the only reward was a single staff that allows me to do twice as much damage with fire based attacks. which is. fine. i guess. i did all of that for literally nothing. im literallg a fucking idiot. fuck. maybe all those townspeople were right about me. anyways. im doing the actual dungeon now and its like wayyy easier than that fuckass fire dungeon. probably due to the staff. man. im such an idiot. someome should kill me for being such a useless piece of shit

.... ok. i got one of the pieces of the shattered whatecer the fuck you need to defeat the demon lord from the dungeon boss. i didnt kill it. its still down there. i dont really wanna talk about it any more than this. um. yeah. dungeon cleared. i guess.

made it to the first major city. theres a lot more peolle which is good but i think they all hate me which is bad. ive just been walking down the street and women pull their kids away and men give me angry looks like wtf. what the fuck man. but it cant get any wotse than that day of the stocks i guess. ive been looking for anywhere i can like rest lkke maybe a hotel or inn or advemturers guild or SOMETHING but people keep kicking me out and citing "smell" or "appearance" so i guess im just fucking sleeping in alleys i guess. whats crazy is i have so much gold now. lkke gemuinely more gold than anyone should have. and its entirely necause no one will let me spend it. i feel so fucking useless. and i keep telling people i'm gomna liberate them from the demon lord's rule and NOBODY belirves me. like they tell me the hero wouldnt be whatever the fuck i am and its like. Fuck. I thought the hero could be anyone. but whatever i guess. anyways as im writing this i can see a little kid staring at me from behind a crate drawing my mask on his little piece of parchment. which. poor kid. hope she'll be alright. whatever. goodnight

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up