margot the perpetual

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

the golden rule: treat others the way you want them to be treated

video game character creator with a complex hidden weighting system that scores your characters design based on how much it appeals to the developers fetishes and gives you a stat bonus if you score well

True but I don’t agree

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

I like that the viewer in the "steampunk twins find you crying" video is gender neutral "they", but it absolutely 100% is your boyfriend specifically who's gonna be scrap metal by the time they're done with him. A pillar of anti-Jakey cultural work

after making this post, i spent the whole night riffing on the joke that "sun wukong the monkey king" was a blue collar, middle american trade, made sadly obsolete by AI. and that was funny but also kind of a letdown consider that "picklesmith" is by far the funniest item here