margot the perpetual

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

Skinny furry art pissed me off. I don't like seeing lanky starving foxes fuck youuu

IT'S FAT FOXGIRL FRIDAY

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

can you tell me what my phone number is?

i can basically do whatever i want

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig