margot the perpetual

in backwards world theyre called basps and wees

I don't like it when people say "if you say you can't cook what you really can't do is read instructions" because that really does not apply to something like cooking where most recipes are filled with instructions like "add a pinch" "boil until done" "cook at medium heat", which are things that require experience to understand correctly

the thing about chronic pain is that it hurty,

ow

you can tell dog owners genuinely believe they deserve to live

I will figure out your body’s resonant frequency and play a drum solo that will dissolve you

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

i went to lego star wars school and stood on the chair

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?