margot the perpetual

hush baby you dont have to tag your posts with 196 that's in the past they can't hurt you anymore

Does a perfect princess parry and walks away and immediately trips

or mr. beast,

I want to take a heaping batch of #gore and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

My cat, #gore, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. your cousin, who will be at the "IRL meet-up event" this thanksgiving, has changed quite a bit and is "lowkirkenuinely" now a "pinkpilled" "foidmaxxer" and i'm asking you not to give her "spiked cortisol levels" about it

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

ball-less dildo with no shaft

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment