margot the perpetual

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

can someone please tell the hakugyokuro gardener that we can hear her cage jingling during her spell cards

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

a therapist is a type of cop

expain this to me liberalts if boxing worksso well on the syreet thenwhy do peple laigh at me for wearingthese gloves everywhere

“tag what you see” is always a cover because actually implementing that would involve not using gendered terminology at all, but the sites never actually do that

what I can see is a penis and b-cups; you’re the one who decided to get transphobic about that