margot the perpetual

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

Yo mama so fast she passed the running portion of the Hunter Exam

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

to clarify, elf gf is erect because she had intended to get her dick sucked, but was sidetracked by my lamenting the destruction of kakashi's innocence. she is not enjoying this

"""neurotypical""" people sometimes seem to believe that your greatest and most profound want as an autistic person is to be their friend specifically. and they are so so deeply sorry that you are currently too abnormal to do this, but they do have some helpful advice to share on how to become The Type Of Normal Person They Can Be Friends With

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?