margot the perpetual

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

spotify wrapped you listened to 1,000,000,000 minutes of kill yourself music

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

you're an audiophile? you like to fuck little sounds and speakers?

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

we all love the hot girl with glasses who has boobs, i love her, you love her, i get it, but if you really care about girl with glasses you have to love the weird creepy girl with glasses who doesnt know how to dress correctly too. her body is weird. she has a weird body. you have to love it anyways. this is an order

this is why you shouldn't swear

plurality is like being a vampire: you know what’s going on, but nobody else does

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.