margot the perpetual

see the premise of "if you struggle brushing your teeth, just do it in the shower" relying on logic of "you might struggle with teeth but surely you shower every day right? right...?" is just so hilariously wrong it's asinine that it's one of the most popular such advice

reblog that post about Black people, whitey

discord, an application with no regard for your storage with a cache size that regularly balloons into many gigabytes, still has not figured out how to store thumbnails for your saved gifs, forcing you to sit there and wait for each one to slowly load over the network like it's 1990. bravissimo. no other app like it.

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

pool 10 difficulty 6 sux 0 #magetheascension

pool 3 difficulty 6 sux 0 + botch #magetheascension

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

pool 10 difficulty 6 sux 0 #magetheascension

we kill the bat man