margot the perpetual

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

when trans girls fight they use special powers

everything so scary & forever .

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

you see you need to make as many enemies as possible so you can line them all up and make killing them all in one swing of your demon blade look even cooler its basically the only reason for living

every adventurer nowadays thinks they're gonna be the one with the nascent blessing of light that will save them from my Reaving Shadow Ekpyrosis at the last moment so they basically just line up and let me kill them. smh I had the blessing of light and then i got jaded by the burdens of the world and now its being smothered by darkness dipshit. theres only one so nobody else has it right now. go learn alchemy or something, idiot.

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

girls with glasses are spectacular