margot the perpetual

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

My policy of more girls getting touched will be a top priority under my evil rule

I'll defeat you

Join me and youll be the toucher instead of the touched

joinsyouu

Yayyyy lalala

touchesyou

Thousand years of bondage spanking

crying at work is kind of knightly or princessly somehow. i have to figure out how. i have to.

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

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you will not see any actual improvement to the rate of disordered eating in the general population until you address fatphobia and improve social and material conditions for fat people and especially fat women enough that fatness isn't a looming spectre but unfortunately the lives of young women are considered a largely acceptable cost to not have to do this

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!