margot the perpetual

starting July 4 we will be deploying high testosterone tier one operators in every american city with the express purpose of locating and eliminating through hyperlethal vectors the sick and demented Caine, and liberating pomni, ragatha, and others from his Appalling Digital Circus with operation American Decisive Combat

like are they engaging in the themes or are they drawing white guys kissing

trying to find a way to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like an ass but i think some of the things yall claim are trans culture are actually just things you and your friends like that you've decided are universal for some reason

i need everyone to know that this post was inspired by seeing a transmasc claim that making fun of bad ukulele covers is transandrophobia because it's transmasc culture

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

sometimes i think about if i had never figured out im a girl and im forced to confront the fact that "I probably would have killed myself" feels like an infinitely kinder option than the alternative "i would have lived a long and full life like that without ever knowing". Like genuinely even the best and happiest moment she could experience is still an existentially terrifying fate worse than death and she doesn't even get the dignity of knowing how much pain she's in. And then i think about the scope of the world and like human history and how that's not so much a hypothetical as it is the norm and it makes me so mad i get nauseous

i met an elf this morning. i didn’t even know elves existed until i met her. she was storebought. not that i bought her. her ears weren’t even particularly pointy.

it's funny to me that consistently the most polite comment rebloggergirl in the world will fully comprehend your post and append an example or supplementary work directly relevant which adds to the conversation endcapped and tagged with multiple variants of "i'm sorry to add this and i hope it's relevant but i completely understand if you'd like me to remove it or if it derails this post in any way and i hope you have a good day and i apologize" and her reblog will be two notes below scrumbo-the-wumbulous-gerblin, who has added five paragraphs to your post written in buckle up chucklefuck tumblr cadence about how race science is actually real

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

if your dog is off leash in an urban environment and it comes running at me and you are nowhere to be seen i'm kicking your dog right in the jaw

Keeping your cat indoors for the safety of various wildlife is like a commonly accepted thing but i say keep your dog under control for the safety of fucking human people and suddenly im the asshole?

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

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