margot the perpetual

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

i heard on that new movie back rooms there was a guy helicoptering his dick around?

I will admit I too did the back rooms walk on my way out from the theater

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to summon the cold flame that envelops the world

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

in elf world in order to get you to watch their shitty medium-form content elftubers would put small clips of elves being hurt & yortured in the corner instead of subway suffer

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

I just felt a white person go to hell

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.