margot the perpetual

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well

whats the deal with weed making you horny and making sex amazing and also making you want to eat until your stomach hurts. feedist ass drug

if i found myself in gensokyo i would forfeit all chances of surviving in favor of focusing on finding the fastest way to get my boobs signed by raiko

Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good.

i've been thinking so much about poisoning and apple sauce and spiders and dragons and powers snd abilities and beetles lately. @grok does this mean im sexy on my hortoscope

I just got fired

it's always sunny in moriohcho

i know im just being cranky but the way when i refer to reading/writing on this website virtually everyone assumes im talking about fanfic specifically and exclusively makes me feel so fucking crazyyyyyy

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry