margot the perpetual

one of the best parts of mage the ascension is brainstorming extremely bullshit spells between sessions

one day. ONE DAY. i will get coin that makes you stumble around and fall into the nearest body of water to work.

we tried to hit her where the sun don't shine but zonbies and skeletons had already spawned there and we got scared

i waw today years old when i realize instead of dinner i hcan have ice cream

somwthing so beautiful will happen to me i think

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

are they a good slunge?

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

in a week there will be a bunch of mutuals sayijg shit like “i dont know i dont think ‘our age if bronze is collapsing’ is such a bad piece of writing” and its very important that you hold the line and block them immediately

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

Its mollys from fox

when the green tea hits