don't you dream impossible things

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

this is a sub-tumblr-post of people who will probably (hopefully) never see it but i simply have to say. that it is not weird for people, and especially people with anatomy that means they can do it without taking their pants off, to pee in the woods.

did something much worse than peeing in the woods yesterday (lost my sunglasses in the ocean)

the other thing about Internet dogpiling is that it is just not possible to think clearly during the acute stages. it’s so easy to criticize people for responding defensively or tactlessly to mass criticism but I cannot overstate the degree to which your brain becomes a rat in a trap. I think we do have to temporarily recalibrate our expectations in these circumstances and accept that they do not necessarily represent how that person responds to criticism. the skills for self-regulating and reacting to normal interpersonal criticism are not the same skills needed to respond to viral callouts.

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

one blog's whimsical headcanon is another blog's "what fucking show are you watching"