don't you dream impossible things

My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

Worst dog name, go.

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s