The New No.

our cadavar has been missing his left lung since like January, maybe December

we had an exam about 2 weeks ago, just before spring break, and now all of his abdominal viscera are missing too

no really, all he has left is his heart and his kidneys (his right lung was kind of out of commission from the start)

since the exam, the entire GI tract has gone missing, including the liver, gallbladder, spleen, and pancreas (and mesentery). all we have left is the (now empty) plastic bag that we’d been keeping them in

no really, why do people keep stealing our donor’s organs???

my friends’ group has an extra phantom left lung, and they’re not sure which group it belongs to, but it’s not ours

(but hey, at least no one threw their gloves and paper towels into our human remains container this time)