🌠oh little elves in my brain we're really in it now🌠

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

alright im done put me in the heart locket

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

in a way i am my own dead wife

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time