I think we all need all need this after what that awful man put us through. 😭
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I think we all need all need this after what that awful man put us through. 😭
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Special thanks to @ineffablepenguin for replacing my pin after the post office lost it!

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"We're on loam" is some of the finest comic worldbuilding I've ever seen. Guards! Guards! is one of my favourite Discworld books for so many reasons but this has to be one of the biggest reasons. "We're on loam". The man was a genius.
I’m starting to realize that I misread Feet of Clay when I first read it and just carried that misreading with me until now.
In the last bit of the book, Vetinari gives the poisoned candle to Drumknott, revealing that he had learned about the plot early and had been feigning his symptoms to keep Vimes prodding into the heralds and the guilds, while actually snipping off the candles to make them look like they had burned down to stubs.
I misread this that instead Vetinari had learned about the plot and was still snipping off the poisoned candles, but was still burning enough of them to poison him a little bit. Enough to keep up the symptoms, but never enough to actually kill him. As a treat, I guess. For fun.
And when I first read the book Vetinari read to me as such a little freak (affectionate) that I never thought to question this until now
Chat do I grab a biro and annotate my already second hand copies of discworld books
Biro time
Yes
No
I’m bald
Suddenly getting a lot of Pratchett posts in my feed.
Dunno what I did to prompt that but I ain't complainin!

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obligatory "the fool jingled miserably across the floor" pic
Genuinely would want a dis-organiser from discworld more than any sort of ai chatbot
Like that imp could actually go through paperwork without hallucinating stuff and he was good maths
Also he was just trying his best
Every time I reach this part on a Feet of Clay reread I have to remind myself that this is actual canon