Live by the sword, hit rock bottom by the sword

mostly every time i watch an eggers movie i come out of it feeling kinda like "ok. that was a movie" and yet every time he announces a new movie i'm like omg i wanna see this in cinema. hot stove

the spear cuts through water good 👍

the only thing that seems to put me to sleep and I mean immediately out like a light is that one 5 hr video of that guy just ripping apart atlas shrugged

so many dudes try to apologize to me for not having a six pack or not being shredded or whatever and I'm like BOYS it's fat bear week every week here and I'm a helpless little salmon come GET ME

I'm having weird dreams about emmrich dragonage again idk if that's good or bad? I don't remember the half of it but I remember he fell down some stairs and everyone thought he was dead and I was the only one rushing to turn his corpse over and see if he was still alive. And then somehow we ended up in a fancy horse-drawn carriage and he was weak but breathing and smiled warmly at me and we waved back at everyone as we drove away cinderella-style

I made my mom a meal plan chart where she could pick/mix and match what meals she wanted to eat for the week and suddenly she's like "This has made my life so much easier! Maybe I do have ADHD after all" oh my god finally

I laid down at 1 am and put on a podcast about the fall of civilisations and I just laid there trying to sleep but all I did was absorb genghis khan and his postal relay system facts and now it's 4 am somehow and I have a massive headache

kinda stings when I show someone my digital art and they ask "but have you done anything in traditional media, though" no I instinctively use my great big gnashing teeth to snap any pencil, paintbrush or other traditional drawing implement I come into contact with into many little unusable pieces

At this point I'm sending my CV to places that haven't even put up any ads. You Will Suffer Me