i steal names from cartoon characters

i'd like to see more types of tits someday :-)

¹ labia which have not been surgically created or altered. if you have had them surgically altered as an adult, such as with a labiaplasty or gender affirming surgery, and you know what size they were before, you can answer with the size they were before surgery. if you do not and have never had labia, then please choose the final option, not a 0 cm option! (the 0 cm option is for people with labia majora but no labia minora)

² for the purposes of this poll, i'm asking about generalized joint hypermobility, joint hypermobility syndrome, hypermobility spectrum disorder, hypermobile EDS, and other types of EDS causing hypermobility. localized hypermobility (in just one or two joints) does not count. if you're not sure if you're hypermobile, the beighton score is a fairly quick and easy assessment you can use, although it isn't perfect and will exclude some hypermobile people.

³ aka inner labia or inner lips. i was going to include diagrams to help with identification, but they made this post get hit with an automated content label before it even left my drafts, so i removed them and you can look up "labia anatomy" to find diagrams. a small mirror or your phone's selfie camera may help you see better down there if needed. if your labia minora are asymmetrical and/or have sections that are much longer than the rest (both normal and expected btw), estimate the average.

please reblog if you're comfortable so i can get a larger sample size, or tag other blogs who might be willing to reblog!

clingy duo stickers i designed for myself

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

I’m Australian. Sure, we do have those doors, but the vast majority of places in Sydney are automatic sliding doors or old-fashioned manual push/pulls because we don’t need to block out the cold and wind the same way here.

So every day I experienced a culture clash with something as basic as what doors were normal for me.

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

The cup fell, blew, or rolled into a sideways position on the rocks where it could hold some water and rain could still splash into it, but it wasn't immediately cooked by direct sunlight. There hasn't been enough rain to fill the surface of that ditch itself for years, but evidently at least one shrimp egg from the soil from a past year must have rolled into the cup or been pushed there by a bug or animal, plus some dried bits of algae and microbes, and enough dead leaf bits and soil to feed them. Then, for at least a week (based on shrimp's size), enough rain fell to keep the cup full enough to grow not only the shrimp, but enough things for it to feed on. So, now it's just in there, quietly eating microbes and filtering water in a single cup on the ground, laying clone eggs into the tiny bit of dirt at the bottom and doing whatever. It's good sized and healthy, too. This isn't even that unusual of a container; I've found them in old tires before.