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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

Can't wait to run across this drama summarised in a three hour video essay

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

CEOs such a deeply unserious concept. Hi I'm the guy whose job it is to decide how much money everyone gets and I just so happened to decide I should get two squilliam dollars and you should get a penny and a half. I know I did a good job because math please don't double check.

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

we remake Pangaea and make them think they went back in time.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate