howdy cowboy

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Oh fucking thissss

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

just had a disconcerting thought

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day