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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

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remember when eddie literally asked buck why he was skulking around his back door

there should be an episode where they're called to a porn set and the actors who need rescuing are uncannily similiar to buck and eddie and the set strangely like eddie's house, and chim picks up a page of the script and reads out loud 'teddy (seductively): why are you skulking around my back door'

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remember when eddie literally asked buck why he was skulking around his back door

there should be an episode where they're called to a porn set and the actors who need rescuing are uncannily similiar to buck and eddie and the set strangely like eddie's house, and chim picks up a page of the script and reads out loud 'teddy (seductively): why are you skulking around my back door'