General Fuckery

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Going up to a T4T couple like, okay, so which of you is the Costello and which of you is the Abbott?

to a polycule like, okay so who's on first

@apocrypals

The two main dudes of Christianity

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

ok but if you go to the actual article the person was buried with women’s accessories and in the manner reserved for women and from that they decided it must be a gay man which is sort of hilarious

2015

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Genuinely think that a cinematic universe of the Homeric cycle could go so damn hard. Eight film saga covering the trojan war. End credits scene with Odysseus floating on driftwood. Eight more movies about the Odyssey. End credits scene of that one has Aeneis doing an over the shoulder thanos look vine boom. The Aeneid arc gets cancelled due to budget fumbles and each movie being made by a different writer. Prequel prestige tv show about the Argonautica. Final episode of that has Medea looking evilly into the camera in the final shot. It just works so well.