General Fuckery

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Genuinely think that a cinematic universe of the Homeric cycle could go so damn hard. Eight film saga covering the trojan war. End credits scene with Odysseus floating on driftwood. Eight more movies about the Odyssey. End credits scene of that one has Aeneis doing an over the shoulder thanos look vine boom. The Aeneid arc gets cancelled due to budget fumbles and each movie being made by a different writer. Prequel prestige tv show about the Argonautica. Final episode of that has Medea looking evilly into the camera in the final shot. It just works so well.

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Edging my navigation software by turning her off before we get to our destination

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Today’s Friday, though.

a lot of people seem incapable of giving their favorite characters or OCS opinions that they themselves disagree with and that's very very boring on my opinion

" X character would hate ai art" "x character would vote for (politician you like)" like idk I think making every character a perfect woke internet leftists is boring as fuck. You have to accept that some of your faves would be "apolitical" centrists that don't vote

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears