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Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

Mahou Shoujo Psycho Machia set to air fall 426 in an amphitheater near you.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me