blue

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

"red string of fate" ? fuck that. not me. my string would be badass and black and when we connected through it it would glow with an intense blue fire (thats how you know its hotter) and it would burn us and leave us forever scarred so our fucked up evil cosmic fate would be known to everyone who dares cross our path. yeah. buuut i guess i'm just kind of a badass...