When I know what I'm doing I'll let you know

every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

Like... It really WAS this, I'm telling you, you gotta recreate the theater environment somehow so you can Understand

I would literally kill to experience that scene in a theatre in the round setting. It would be MAGIC

it’s so insane that people see what happened in words of radiance as moash betraying kaladin when quite literally and unequivocally kaladin betrayed moash. kaladin betrayed moash!! kaladin agreed to help moash and then betrayed him!! kaladin betrayed moash’s trust and friendship!! that’s just textually what occurred!!!!

kaladin’s arc is about choosing who to betray and who to be loyal to. you can say you think he made the right choice, that’s subjective, but objectively, textually, he betrayed moash. and as much as it annoys me when fans talk about this as “moash’s betrayal of kaladin,” it is way more insane when BRANDON does it. dude you WROTE it.

OP I hope you know I think about this every time I think about this scene in WoR 😅.

favorite video game from your childhood 🎤🎤🎤 quickly🎤🎤🎤

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

How many folks of genders who had the Eldest Daughter Experience like me also end up never having kids of their own because of the “I already spent my childhood being a mom and while part of me wants children most of me wants to puke at the idea of doing it again” effect. Genuinely curious how widespread this is