“fan” of “media”

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

batshit normal

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i think 1990 richie and 2019 eddie would get along but i don’t think 1990 eddie and 2019 richie would. not sure exactly why i believe this. actually as i was typing i realized i do know why and it’s because 1990 eddie isn’t responsive to ragebait in the same way like he’s dweeby but he can take a joke better. 2019 richie is confused and intimidated by the idea of an eddie that is capable of yes-anding him

1990 eddie tanks being mocked like a pro because he’s used to his losers straight up physically manhandling him like a porcelain doll so the verbal needling just slides off. he’s still kinda high-strung but he knows how to demurely chuckle at jokes that 2019 eddie would flip out over because someone touched his face wrong and now he’s all twitchy

1990 richie and 2019 eddie on the other hand would be the equivalent of a second tunguska event. just trees flattened for miles in every direction

i have sort of the opposite of a breeding kink where i get excited at the idea of being irreversibly sterilized

r/childfree people are loveless freaks who should be quarantined from society but the idea of being pregnant and having a child is terrifying and nausea-inducing and i think if i had one i would be mean to it by accident so i don’t want to. unfortunately they would have you believe there is no moderate position