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(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

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drop the picnic sandwich recipe!!! it looks yummy and I'm nosy
yes of course. it’s really simple and not that expensive i swear to god i eat one of these a week
INGREDIENCE
- baguette for bread. i use demis because that’s a good sized portion for me personally but you can use a real loaf and make them as big as you want. please god find a good crusty one
- tomatoes. big firm ones you can get thick slices out of are best. don’t macgyver it with cherry tomatoes i have tried and it does not work
- basil pesto. i like rao’s
- actual fresh basil. substitute spring mix or something if you want just get some leaves in there. don’t use romaine lettuce
- technically you could use slices of regular mozzarella cheese but texturally it is 1000% better if you use BURRATA the love of my life burrata. depending on how big your sandwich is you should use up to two whole balls of it. this sandwich should be very cheese forward. if you live near a trader joe’s you can get a thing of two for like $5 it’s great
- olive oil. any old kind is fine
- balsamic vinegar. if you’re into the flavored ones that’s fine but make sure you use the vinegar and not the glaze
METHOD
open up your bread lengthwise. don’t toast it or anything. dig out the middle on ONE half of it, just the top half. on the bottom half, which should still be flat, spread the pesto. on top of the pesto put your basil/spring mix/whatever. slice the tomato and put that on top of the greens. put the cheese on top of the tomato. if you’re using burrata open it up with a fork or something and spread it. on top of the cheese THIS IS CRITICAL: salt and pepper it. lastly drizzle on the oil and vinegar. close the sandwich and cut it up and eat it cold
it keeps in the fridge plastic-wrapped for like a day at maximum if you really want but it’s best to eat it the literal second you finish making it. if you like it report back to me. at ease soldier
finished editing my movie so i made my favorite sandwich to celebrate
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i went for a drive on the freeway with ultimate reed richards and when i rolled down the window he flew out like a napkin and got stuck under the carriage of an eighteen-wheeler
if i was reed and i found out an alternate version of me was the Twink Demiurge i think i might actually kill myself
i went for a drive on the freeway with ultimate reed richards and when i rolled down the window he flew out like a napkin and got stuck under the carriage of an eighteen-wheeler
worked on editing my movie for almost two hours nonstop and ended up with 42 seconds of finished footage. how do the hollywood people do it man
once you start reading x-men you’ll never stop noticing how sexless the justice league are
why are people in the marvel universe so pressed that mutants will eventually evolutionarily replace humans like do you know how many hundreds of generations that’s going to take? why do you even give a fuck. why is it relevant to your life
true evolutionary replacement of complex multicellular organisms like humans, even if it’s being fast-tracked by fake x-gene comic book science, will take upwards of tens of thousands of years. you will be dead and so will all the mutants you’re going to rallies to hurl slurs at. it’s like being scared that the sun will blow up in two billion years like yeah i guess it’s freaky to imagine in the abstract but i cannot stress enough how little it will matter to you or anyone you know or even basically anyone currently alive on earth

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why are people in the marvel universe so pressed that mutants will eventually evolutionarily replace humans like do you know how many hundreds of generations that’s going to take? why do you even give a fuck. why is it relevant to your life
i lowkey could not live in a house with cerebro
article about emerald twilight and why i hate geoff johns green lantern up on substack now
article about emerald twilight and why i hate geoff johns green lantern up on substack now
I’m a hetchud can I still like the xmen better than justice league
did i stutter? the x-men are for faggots

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the justice league is for hetchuds the x-men are for faggots
i have a mutual on here that for almost ten years in a row has set aside one week of the year in which he exclusively reblogs pictures of stairs, and while i remain intrigued by and supportive of it, in all this time, i have never been completely clear on why he does it