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they got married btw

I would let her kill me for sport

Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.

Eh, well most kids' "racist phase" was doing stupid shit online, where you have no ability to hit them, so the principle is a bit moot but... yeah. If you can. Definitely hit them.

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.