EXCELSIOR

like to charge, reblog to cast.

feel like i've got a good shot at this one working out

wow, shout out to my ex, who actually managed to make that not happen. extremely impressive.

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

n oOW I’M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER THAT WAS NOT THE GIF i intedED TO USE

every time this post gets notes again i die a little inside

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

ive had this queued for exactly one year

944 days left

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society