I Can’t Believe This Wasn’t Taken

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

the only kirby character with a flat rectangular modern phone is susie. everyone else has flip phones. My truth

and yes all the flip phones are decorated with skins and decals and stickers and charms etc.

what if someone else has a modern phone / tablet but they don't know what it is and use it as a serving tray

THATS SO FUNNY its like a holdover from the haltmann works invasion they found at the dump or something

shitty tumblr humanization of the backrooms where its just a white guy with glasses & the wallpaper pattern on his sweater. and then people start drawing him and clark kissing

“People don’t use tumblr for clout” incorrect people will try to sell books on here if their cats look funny enough

I'm such a grump about the original meanings of jokes being lost/muddied. Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby is NOT supposed to be a one sided fight. The whole joke is that they are on equal footing. The joke is that babies cough so loud that the question of whether a coughing baby is louder than a hydrogen bomb is up for debate.

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

The reveal at the end of Children of Memory is gonna haunt me forever tbh. Like its been months and Im still thinking about the colony that never was, that never even had a single chance to exist... about the colony that was a ghost of what it could have been. The starving child that was never born.