I Can’t Believe This Wasn’t Taken

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i want to like. watch series and read books but... ik while im doing it im going to be thinking "I could be reading comics..."

being comicpilled is embarrassing af... they're not even good

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

The key to interacting with star wars fans is ask them how they would use a Lightsaber and if they say anything about Saber forms you pull out your snubnose revolver and shoot them on the spot

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

my url does annoy me because when i made it like 8 years ago i originally wanted to play into the joke "haha am i a horse in disguise or no!!! ill never tell!!" and then that joke just so incredibly fucking fast became not even a little bit funny. but people still make it to this day in all my posts

but i also cant change it because i dont even read it as "not a horse in disguise" anymore . its notahorseindisguise..... its one word. its me and im one word

In my mind I call you horse ralsei

thats crazy Did you read the part about that joke annoying me

in my mind i call u follower of penosh #397 is that ok

ive been aiming for that magic #396 spot for years now man just gimme it pleeeeease

you have to kill follower 396

(obediently) i must kill follower 396

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads