I Can’t Believe This Wasn’t Taken

HOMOPHOBLA FOUND SHOT DEAD IN THE BRONX

can i get an amen break burger

*goes to japan to visit all the parking lots they fight in in kamen rider and then leaves*

idgaf about america 250 i hope we never make it to 300

this morning i woke up at 5am, popped a painkiller and fell back asleep. had a dream that gooseworx retconned the finale into a single scene of jax dying on the toilet like elvis

- having military ocs makes you a fascist

i think they should make the 4th of july incredibly associated with homestuck so everyone below like 30 sees it as a massive cognitohazard and no one will celebrate the US anymore

i have been informed the 4th of july is nepeta day i will be celebrating nepeta next year

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post