Probably Full Of Poisonous Bees

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

It could be a sign of a bad temperament.

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

@qqueenofhades look, another

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

oh he would have loved having a blog

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

Re-reading Dune and noting how nerds will write professional seductresses describing how they went to concubine school for decades to maximise their understanding of male sexuality vs how IRL professionally sexy women will describe the same social role as ‘it’s not that hard, basically just be hot, smile, flatter him and pretend to be dumber than you are.’

There’s an 80s jock action movie on somewhere in the house, presumably also by and for men, and the contrast between Lady Jessica doing autism calculations vs woman who has taken the job of ‘girl who jumps out of the birthday cake and smiles’ and does that job well and is visibly annoyed by how dumb her job is whenever she’s not in work mode is wild.

Secret third option: Marvellous Mrs Maisel, in which a woman doing autism calculations on maximizing her sexiness and her husband’s success is a contributing factor in him blowing up their marriage because he’s just bright enough to notice that she’s doing this on purpose and it destroys the illusion that she’s effortlessly hot and he’s effortlessly successful.

Re-reading Dune and noting how nerds will write professional seductresses describing how they went to concubine school for decades to maximise their understanding of male sexuality vs how IRL professionally sexy women will describe the same social role as ‘it’s not that hard, basically just be hot, smile, flatter him and pretend to be dumber than you are.’

There’s an 80s jock action movie on somewhere in the house, presumably also by and for men, and the contrast between Lady Jessica doing autism calculations vs woman who has taken the job of ‘girl who jumps out of the birthday cake and smiles’ and does that job well and is visibly annoyed by how dumb her job is whenever she’s not in work mode is wild.