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Scenes a Dracula adaptation could include: Arthur and Quincey hyping Jack up for his proposal completely unaware that they're proposing to the same person.
Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this
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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule
just got out of my time capsule btw
Super! Who locked you in there?
It’s been such a long time since I’ve written any fic that I’ve lost track of how I was compiling my files, and now I can’t find the draft of the thing I want to reread because my mind is circling Tam Lin.
The thing in question being the story of the time in the Certain Arts universe in which wee Darcy, running away from his feelings after the death of his mum, accidentally opened a door into fairy (which, as the heir to a technically feudal baron personally sworn the raven king, he is absolutely able to do, on account of it being a border imposed between the human and fairy kingdoms) and exposed wee Wickham to the dangerous delights of magic and how, for the small price of making a deal with the local fairfolk, one might set up as a magician. It was a sort of sequel to Georgiana’s christening but I got stuck on how to translate fairies engaging in a little light human sacrifice into the whole thing of tearing a human-daemon pair in two and fairy opinions of unfixed child daemons vs fixed adult daemons.
Running away from fairies while being very scared and operating in a ‘clever, adrenaline fueled 12 year old autist makes what is in hindsight a really consequential decision’ mode being a part of the reason Darcy’s daemon is so very fast, and, in fact, much faster than he himself is/was. Which is a spoiler but hey, the fic has sat untouched for quite a few years now.
Found it! It has too many […idk put a transition here…] breaks, but I’m pleased by this bit:
My lord was on the tip of his tongue, but that implied service, did it not? It was like the way one addressed a letter with dear, something Fitzwilliam hated and had argued with his tutor over for two birthdays in a row until his father had told him to observe the form and have done with it, lest his contrariness be taken as deliberate rudeness, manners having their own sort of logic. His headmaster at Eton was not his dear, nor was his cousin Elliot. He did not mind addressing letters so to those he would call dear, but it was always absurd to write Dear Sir in a way it was not to write Dear Richard or Dear Georgie or Dear Mama…he blinked very hard and resolved not to think of that just now. Sir would be safe, he thought. Even kings could be addressed as sir.
Oh lmao I remember writing Inès being a porcupine because wee Darcy is in a filthy mood, but I’d forgotten it’s paired with a long and filthy knock-down fist fight with Wickham. I really should spit and polish this thing.
I read this going 👀👀👀 👁️👄👁️ and then remembered I have three brothers and tend to assume boys brawl for any and all reasons at a certain age:
‘We have to go home,’ whispered Fitzwilliam, feeling a little panicked. ‘George, don’t you remember our history lessons? It’s not safe to stay here, really it’s not.’
‘Safe enough,’ said George. ‘Plenty of people have managed it.’
‘Plenty of magicians. Adults, who had spells and swords and that sort of thing. Fairies steal ch — fairies steal people whose daemons haven’t settled. You know that. We’ll be turned into slaves.’ He wasn’t quite sure on that point, having some vague notion that the human captives of fairies were treated rather differently than those people usually called slaves in the present day, but he had snuck The Interesting Narrative of the Life of Olaudah Equiano out of the library the previous winter without asking either of his parents’ permission. At the time, he had felt a sort of fascinated horror at what he had read, and had afterwards been rather anxious to know the present state of the law, which he had quizzed his great-uncle Sir John about over dinner as obliquely as he could manage. Now he could not help but vividly recall all that had been described therein.
‘You can go home, if you like,’ said George. ‘But I don’t see why you need to be in such a hurry about it. We’ve been cooped up for days and weeks, and now we’re finally able to get out and take some air you want to rush home again so you can sit about making yourself glum with proper propriety, but you can do that any time. You might as well come out and be jolly for a bit. Besides, it’s not like anyone will miss us for a few hours. It’s all over, practically everyone’s gone home. It’s not as if she can tell, Fitz —‘
He got no further than that, because Fitzwilliam threw himself bodily at George at this and carried them both to the ground, and then sat up and punched George quite as hard as he could manage, which didn’t feel hard enough because George didn’t scream, only bucked and tried to punch him back while Fitzwilliam hit him again. He’d grown six inches that year, and neither he nor George were yet used to it, but the gangling height gave him a new advantage and George was too furious to hit him anywhere within reach. Emilia swooped at them as a magpie, so close she ruffled his hair, and Inès hissed like a pent-up kettle, leaping and flickering from cat to stoat to porcupine and back again, until she caught the other daemon, then Emilia became a snake with the speed of a thought and twisted away, lunging again at him, not feinting until the very last, so he almost thought she would touch him and flinched away, but then Inès at last got a proper hold and became a long-furred tiger quite as ferocious as his mama’s had been, her huge paw pressing down on Emilia’s snarling mongrel bitch neck. George choked under him, although whether because of the pressure exerted on his daemon’s throat or the blood streaming from his nose was not especially clear, and Fitzwilliam abruptly staggered up and away, Inès leaping heavily back to twist around his legs in a constant whirlpool of comfort.
George got up too, more slowly, and tried to wipe his face, his fingers hovering in a not-quite-touching sort of way as if he could not stand even that slight contact. Emilia, rat-formed and piebald, began to delicately lick away the blood on his upper lip. He was crying, in the defiant sort of way of a boy who doesn’t want to seem hurt, and, when Fitzwilliam went to wipe his own nose on the back of his glove out of physical sympathy, he realised that he was crying as well.
‘I…’
‘Bastard,’ spat George.
‘Am not.’ It was a stupid insult. Fitzwilliam could recite the dates in the family bible by heart.
‘Might as well be. Airs and graces when you’re no better than anyone else, just brawling like some gyptian kid. You’re an arrogant, stupid, stuck-up bastard with a dead mother —‘
’Shut up!’
‘Don’t tell me what to do! I ought to thrash you to teach you a lesson, but some of us were raised better than that. I’m going to go and see what proper hospitality is like, and you can do whatever the hell it is you want, only leave me alone.’
He stormed away. Fitzwilliam hesitated, and then went to follow him, but Inès darted in front of him, a porcupine again with huge spines that wavered unpredictably in his face. He glared at her back, wanting to kick her. ‘You look stupid. Like a thorn bush.’
‘Good,’ she declared, just as mulishly. ‘I like being a thorn bush.’
Fitzwilliam stomped off a few steps and sat down with his arms about his knees. After a while, she came and sat beside him, a little distant so he wouldn’t be pricked.
‘You don’t have to be a thorn bush to me,’ he muttered, burying his face in his arms.
She chirruped, butted her soft face against him, and when he looked again she had become…something else, a lean sort of cat he thought he knew but couldn’t remember the name of, winding about him to sit with sinuous grace at his side in fore-and-back fashion, her long tail twitching by his hip. She still looked like a thorn bush, a little, but the wavering ruff on her back was fur, rather than spines, and there were black tear-tracks on her face. She licked his face with a savage sandpaper tongue, and stared about them.
‘Can you see George?’
She shrugged, the movement massively exaggerated by her present form. ‘No. But I suppose I could…climb a tree. Look around.’
It seemed as good an idea as any.
It’s been such a long time since I’ve written any fic that I’ve lost track of how I was compiling my files, and now I can’t find the draft of the thing I want to reread because my mind is circling Tam Lin.
The thing in question being the story of the time in the Certain Arts universe in which wee Darcy, running away from his feelings after the death of his mum, accidentally opened a door into fairy (which, as the heir to a technically feudal baron personally sworn the raven king, he is absolutely able to do, on account of it being a border imposed between the human and fairy kingdoms) and exposed wee Wickham to the dangerous delights of magic and how, for the small price of making a deal with the local fairfolk, one might set up as a magician. It was a sort of sequel to Georgiana’s christening but I got stuck on how to translate fairies engaging in a little light human sacrifice into the whole thing of tearing a human-daemon pair in two and fairy opinions of unfixed child daemons vs fixed adult daemons.
Running away from fairies while being very scared and operating in a ‘clever, adrenaline fueled 12 year old autist makes what is in hindsight a really consequential decision’ mode being a part of the reason Darcy’s daemon is so very fast, and, in fact, much faster than he himself is/was. Which is a spoiler but hey, the fic has sat untouched for quite a few years now.
Found it! It has too many […idk put a transition here…] breaks, but I’m pleased by this bit:
My lord was on the tip of his tongue, but that implied service, did it not? It was like the way one addressed a letter with dear, something Fitzwilliam hated and had argued with his tutor over for two birthdays in a row until his father had told him to observe the form and have done with it, lest his contrariness be taken as deliberate rudeness, manners having their own sort of logic. His headmaster at Eton was not his dear, nor was his cousin Elliot. He did not mind addressing letters so to those he would call dear, but it was always absurd to write Dear Sir in a way it was not to write Dear Richard or Dear Georgie or Dear Mama…he blinked very hard and resolved not to think of that just now. Sir would be safe, he thought. Even kings could be addressed as sir.
Oh lmao I remember writing Inès being a porcupine because wee Darcy is in a filthy mood, but I’d forgotten it’s paired with a long and filthy knock-down fist fight with Wickham. I really should spit and polish this thing.
It’s been such a long time since I’ve written any fic that I’ve lost track of how I was compiling my files, and now I can’t find the draft of the thing I want to reread because my mind is circling Tam Lin.
The thing in question being the story of the time in the Certain Arts universe in which wee Darcy, running away from his feelings after the death of his mum, accidentally opened a door into fairy (which, as the heir to a technically feudal baron personally sworn the raven king, he is absolutely able to do, on account of it being a border imposed between the human and fairy kingdoms) and exposed wee Wickham to the dangerous delights of magic and how, for the small price of making a deal with the local fairfolk, one might set up as a magician. It was a sort of sequel to Georgiana’s christening but I got stuck on how to translate fairies engaging in a little light human sacrifice into the whole thing of tearing a human-daemon pair in two and fairy opinions of unfixed child daemons vs fixed adult daemons.
Running away from fairies while being very scared and operating in a ‘clever, adrenaline fueled 12 year old autist makes what is in hindsight a really consequential decision’ mode being a part of the reason Darcy’s daemon is so very fast, and, in fact, much faster than he himself is/was. Which is a spoiler but hey, the fic has sat untouched for quite a few years now.
Found it! It has too many […idk put a transition here…] breaks, but I’m pleased by this bit:
My lord was on the tip of his tongue, but that implied service, did it not? It was like the way one addressed a letter with dear, something Fitzwilliam hated and had argued with his tutor over for two birthdays in a row until his father had told him to observe the form and have done with it, lest his contrariness be taken as deliberate rudeness, manners having their own sort of logic. His headmaster at Eton was not his dear, nor was his cousin Elliot. He did not mind addressing letters so to those he would call dear, but it was always absurd to write Dear Sir in a way it was not to write Dear Richard or Dear Georgie or Dear Mama…he blinked very hard and resolved not to think of that just now. Sir would be safe, he thought. Even kings could be addressed as sir.
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[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
It’s been such a long time since I’ve written any fic that I’ve lost track of how I was compiling my files, and now I can’t find the draft of the thing I want to reread because my mind is circling Tam Lin.
The thing in question being the story of the time in the Certain Arts universe in which wee Darcy, running away from his feelings after the death of his mum, accidentally opened a door into fairy (which, as the heir to a technically feudal baron personally sworn the raven king, he is absolutely able to do, on account of it being a border imposed between the human and fairy kingdoms) and exposed wee Wickham to the dangerous delights of magic and how, for the small price of making a deal with the local fairfolk, one might set up as a magician. It was a sort of sequel to Georgiana’s christening but I got stuck on how to translate fairies engaging in a little light human sacrifice into the whole thing of tearing a human-daemon pair in two and fairy opinions of unfixed child daemons vs fixed adult daemons.
Running away from fairies while being very scared and operating in a ‘clever, adrenaline fueled 12 year old autist makes what is in hindsight a really consequential decision’ mode being a part of the reason Darcy’s daemon is so very fast, and, in fact, much faster than he himself is/was. Which is a spoiler but hey, the fic has sat untouched for quite a few years now.
Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?
Tell me the names of your favourite lesser known fairytales!
Things in the comments for me to look up and read over the weekend. Solid 50% of them are recognizably monster fucking, but that’s par for the course for tumblr and fairytales in general.
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Delicately, carefully asking an AI to please fuck up the fictional face of an AI generated character headshot to create continuity shots for Sabriel spending half her hero’s progress looking like she’s been smacked around the head by a firey primordial magical creature after she gets smacked around the head by a firey primordial magical creature. And succeeding first try without having to resort to the ultimate ‘in Minecraft’ nonsense prompt of asking for the thing I want but as theatrical/practical effects makeup! I call that a win.
Tentative reference image below cut for facial injuries etc.
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Delicately, carefully asking an AI to please fuck up the fictional face of an AI generated character headshot to create continuity shots for Sabriel spending half her hero’s progress looking like she’s been smacked around the head by a firey primordial magical creature after she gets smacked around the head by a firey primordial magical creature. And succeeding first try without having to resort to the ultimate ‘in Minecraft’ nonsense prompt of asking for the thing I want but as theatrical/practical effects makeup! I call that a win.
Tentative reference image below cut for facial injuries etc.