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this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c
I thought the following quote was a legend, but it actually might be true. King Louis XV (the 15th) of France was a huge horndog. He had a long string of mistresses (I mean, many). He also involved France in several disastrous wars. He also spent a lot on lavish public works and on the court. In other words, he had a pretty extravagant lifestyle all around, personally and policy-wise, and it depleted the national treasury. At some point he or his latest mistress, Madame de Pompadour, was pondering all this, and said, “Après moi, le déluge.” "After me, the flood."
That gets quoted a lot by people who criticize other people who are being selfish in a very short-term way: "Those people are thinking, 'Not my problem. It'll blow up after I'm gone.' In other words, 'Après moi, le déluge,' amirite? Those assholes." Sadly, right now 'Après moi, le déluge' is in fact the attitude of most policymakers. I'm not an anti-natalist, so I do think it's a problem. But after millennia (yes, thousands of years) of high birth rates (to counterbalance the horribly high death rates), with reliable birth control women are saying, "No more." And who can blame them? It's actually a complex problem. - Penicillin, condoms, and hormonal birth control have changed sexual norms a lot in the last few decades. Having been alive and aware in the 1970s, I can tell you that it's very different. - Girls' education is a key driver of economic growth, so many international organizations are pushing it. High fertility also gets in the way of economic growth, so that's gotta go, too. - Feminism as a movement is another contributor, and this has, in different forms, become worldwide. It's part of the sexual revolution, part of a revolution in voting, in education, and in employment. - Industrialization means most jobs are not that physical. Women can and do work at hard physical labor; men just are a little more productive at it - not dramatically, but noticeably. But almost nobody needs to do it anymore in developed countries, and the number of such jobs is shrinking in developing countries. Overall, this means that girls educated this way and encouraged to have small families grow up to be women in good jobs (better than historically) who sex before marriage and say, "Enough of this patriarchal shit," and have no families. Men are not keeping up. They still are the majority of policymakers in the world, and that means they're not really listening to women, who are the people who actually do the hard work of making people. Yes, things are changing among younger men - more are willing to be very involved fathers - but it's slow going, and they are, globally, still the minority. Thus, improve society? Yes. It'd be nice to improve society for half of humanity. It's happening, but not fast enough. And many feminists note the benefits of gender equality to men, who don't have to suppress their emotions, but that's a tough sell. And policymakers are in office only for a few years, so they have no incentive to solve a problem that will take decades to play out. I'm over 60. I'm even a Boomer. I actually can say, "Not my problem." But I don't. I worry about my daughter and her cousins. What sort of world will we leave them? And what about their kids - if any? In the short run, low birth rates lead to the young paying for a numerically larger number of old people (healthcare and retirement). That's a burden. In the long run, it'll be even more unstable. Are policymakers trying to improve society enough so that most couples will end up having two kids? Not so far.
If period dramas in the 2000s did 2020s style current thing virtue signalling this would have been our first subtle signal that Darcy was a good guy.
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If period dramas in the 2000s did 2020s style current thing virtue signalling this would have been our first subtle signal that Darcy was a good guy.

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i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c
~ The Perfect Gentleman; or, Etiquette and Eloquence, by A Gentleman, 1860
Every time someone hand sews multiple outfits a day in a book I’m like. Are we sure
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
A Knight’s Tale (2001) Wat + ‘fonging’
Fong. From the Middle English fongen, meaning to attack or to kick.
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dont worry kid. if you just devote yourself to your craft and put enough time and energy into practice one day you will also be able to make art that gets 50 notes on tumblr dot com
every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway
@kropotkindersurprise said:
it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there
beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius
I mean. That obviously wouldn’t work for many reasons, although I do believe if you required spelunkers to wear a suicide bomb to go caving, it would not be a major deterrent.
They'd be pissed off that the belt is too bulky and they can't squeeze through teeny tiny crevices that require you to avoid breathing until you're through or your ribs won't fit
Personally I think we should make all spelunkers wear bulky vests like those people who tie a wooden spoon to a tiny dog's back so it can't slip through the bars of a property fence. Stop 'em from getting in those positions in the first place.
Fun fact on the farms I grew up on the farmers used to keep their jack russel terriers a lil bit fat. Because jack russels are rabbit/fox dogs, whose job is to go down burrows and flush out prey for the hunters to shoot, and if a tunnel is too narrow then your dog can get stuck underground somewhere in a maze of tunnels and be impossible to rescue. (They can dig pretty well but a dog is not a burrowing animal and there are limits depending on how they get stuck.) So if they're a lil bit tubby and they get stuck then after a day or so they're thinner (because there's no food or water down there) and they can pull out and come back up. I never saw a dog actually get trapped but this was the common wisdom re: why these tiny hunting dogs were all kept a little bit thick around the middle.
They also burn through energy and fat like anything so you want them to have a bit extra to spare in the best of circumstances just in case they get sick or something. Working dogs love to drastically lose weight if you look at them funny because they are small and never ever want to not be moving. But we were always told it was about being trapped underground.
Got to keep our spelunkers a little bit thick around the middle so if they get stuck they’ll loose weight eventually and be able to wiggle out
Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
Booktok controversy that's broken containment: a writer told one of her friends the concept for a book, and he took that concept and AI-generated a book based on it and then gifted to her like 'there you go, sweetie, you're welcome ;)'
BRO WHAT.
OMG, I'm watching a video about this, and it's even weirder. That wasn't even a friend, it was a rando who saw her tiktok talking about the concept and randomly emails her this AI-generated book. That's even weirder.
And then when she says she doesn't like it, and several NYT BESTSELLING AUTHORS who all happen to be women all explain to him why he's in the wrong, he talks down to them and doubles and triples and quadruples down. But then the moment the woman's husband gets involved, he immediately apologizes to "him and his wife." Just breathtaking levels of misogyny.
He wanted credit SO HARD for doing basically NOTHING. Worse than nothing! He wanted headpats so hard that when she ignored his email he hounded her to respond publicly.
He's like a microcosm of everything that's wrong with people who use AI to generate stories.
He was talking about releasing the shit he generated with the idea he STOLE FROM HER for free if she continued not responding to him, and then acted like she was being insane when she clarified that she didn't respond on purpose 😭😭😭 What goes through these people's heads!!!!!!!!!
Something profoundly wrong with this dude and yet he's incapable of noticing.
*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some guy

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"I'm so sick of sports movies that follow the conventions that make it a sports movie!" says Ino Bettranyone, the director and producer of an upcoming film about your favorite historical baseball player.
"I mean, what's with those helmets that batters wear? It's so unfashionable. Those have got to go. And those pants are so restrictive. I'm going to show that the protagonist is a rebel and an independent thinker by having them wear cut-off jeans and run to third base instead of going to first. They'll also have waist-length free-flowing hair that they never tie up when they run."
"What? No, of course I didn't read up anything about sports history or the rules of baseball."
(Yes, this is satire about how the makers of period dramas sometime completely dismiss the social constraints and conventions of that era that make period dramas interesting, and you know, true to the time period.)
How dare you leave this in the tags???
Even Ben Fensome did a parody of the Sense and Sensibility trailer.
Apparently Ben Fensome's adaptation of the adaptation trailer has inaccuracies... which makes it quite accurate.
#he should be wearing a dress in the most drab shade of brown#but otherwise this is perfect -@firawren
#sumsup my feelings about the trailer quite well 🤭#although it's far too well lit -@mythic-magpie