This is a title.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

Wild that the Scottish Highlands and Appalachian mountains were connected once. To what extent did highlanders migraring to the US settle there like "hmm yes. This big rock is home rock."

Fun new twist on Land Back! 😂

Land Back plan B: "Fine fuck you let's trade then."

normally if you want the dave matthews band to dump 800lbs of shit on you you'd have to buy a concert ticket

Happy 20 years since the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident!

two decades of poop river ....

give it up for year 22

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

they are teenagers now

Regect I think you should stop being friends with people that have mainly white Minecraft skins... YOU GOTTA SEE THE PATTERN BRO YOU'RE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR MORE HEARTBREAKS 💔💔

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

punished by the council

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

All shall be well someday

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you