why do you ask?

i'm so happy people are finally talking about dykebreaking as a legitimate thing because why the fuck is nobody in lgbt spaces caring. everyone would care if people talked about raping gay men until they were "fixed"

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed