Life Is Interesting When You're Furious

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

Weird how a movement whose primary targets for hatred are so frequently successful female politicians with good records keeps cranking out candidates and supporters that deeply and violently hate women.

the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

Vetinari holding Moist up and dangling him in front of Vimes, going "babe look what i got for the city" and Vimes is like "DROP THAT THING it looks like it has rabies"

the headcanon that really keeps me up at night is that ilya was a vine star, and subsequently had to deal with the shutdown of vine during 2016 rosegate

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with