Life Is Interesting When You're Furious

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

she took the leimotif in the divorce

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

this implies that ilya was bragging the hell out of his sandwich making ;D date and how he had learned how to make a tuna melt last weekend and it was going to be so good and so romantic. And all the hockey boys sat down when it was not so good and said "yeah my bro ilya is such a good lover, but hes a tad wild, its definitely the sandwich that he messed up"

TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU 🔥🔥🔥 BUT YOU WON'T FORGET ME 💯💯💯 I KNOW I COULD'VE LOVED YOU 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 BUT YOU WON'T LET ME 💔💔💔💔💔 I'LL FOLLOW YOU DOWN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ TIL THE SOUND OF MY VOICE WILL HAUNT YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF THE WOMAN THAT LOVES YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯

My thane, have you heard of this new thing they're calling "actually writing instead of browsing tumblr dot com"? I hear it's quite controversial

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?