pickling in the bog, mistaken for a log.

“subscribe to WeatherBug premium” are you going to give me premium weather?????

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

Do not read Le Morte d’Arthur. It is ass.

Big Le Morte d’Arthur will try to push it on you at the library and Barnes & Noble but it is imperative you start with Chretien de Troyes instead.

My dad got it in a lot of books at an estate sale and he was telling me it was so difficult to read and I was like “Yeah and the prose isn’t the worst part.”

I appreciate how the GOP response to affordability and the cost of living crisis is now “take the L, broke loser, we hate you” that sort of honesty in politics is so rare.

Marie Antoinette never actually said “Let them eat cake.” but these guys keep getting on the stage at rallies and saying that and get booed off.

just realized my crab rangoon posts are always made the same time of the month…..

my body is like “AH! we’re loosing blood. we need to replace it with cream cheese and imitation crab…”

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

only pregnant people reblog.

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.