pickling in the bog, mistaken for a log.

Alexander McQueen: Clothes from Savage Beauty

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For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Daphne Guinness in a beautiful red cape by Alexander McQueen - Daphne Guinness [1/3] : 

Daphne Guinness, with her signature black-and-platinum blond hair, notorious heelless platform shoes and her to-die-for couture collection is the very image of rarified personal style. Often described as a fashion or style icon, sometimes as a muse, a couture princess, or the fashion person’s fashion person. Daphne, however, hates being described as ‘eccentric’. In her own words she says: “Sometimes I’m having fun and I think everyone will get it, and I don’t understand why people say I’m eccentric. Hang on! I’m not eccentric! I’m very level-headed. Not eccentric, imaginative!” Imaginative she surely is, with a style of her own she inspires many of the world’s most famous designers. Among them Tom Ford who said that “Daphne is one of - if not the - most stylish women living.”

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I can absolutely see this man chuffing cigarettes like a train. Hey, it was the 70s!

“Is that the gay cowboy movie-“ yes. Yes it is. I used Brokeback Mountain for a reference bc that movie makes me feel unwell,,, it’s a good movie. I remember watching it and I really enjoyed it.

I remember doodling this the other day and I was like okay I’m going to post it. I’m going to post it. Friends, I kept forgetting to post it 😭

On the bottom is the lineart bc I actually like it way better and I’m not letting it go to waste!

Also ears. How do you draw them. How do you draw anything in general, actually