pickling in the bog, mistaken for a log.

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

I don't think we give Jonathan Harker nearly enough credit for his absolutely unhinged choices. In 1897, that pathetic wet cat of a man was written with enough grit, willpower, and raw human stupidity to rival any of our modern horror podcast protagonists. When faced with a centuries-old vampire, in a coffin, drenched in fresh blood, he really thought the best thing to do was to hit it in the face WITH A SHOVEL. The audacity. The misplaced confidence. The sheer desperation. No plan. No hesitation. Running on fear and spite alone. And i fucking love him for it. Truly the character of all time.

Yes some languages like French or Thai or Japanese have nonsensical or weird spelling but you can already read English so you should be used to that by now

French have many silent letters, but so do we. Grab French by the throat. Choke it to death to assert dominance.

Just learn Irish or Finnish or Hungarian or Basque if you want a phonetic language. But no, for some reasons "that's too complicated". Aight then, suit yourself.

Or learn Low German/ Low Saxon where we don't have a formalised spelling system at all and everyone just spells to their hearts content.

Where are the resources to learn Plattdeutsch btw? It’s a heritage language for me but you say that you wanna learn it and everybody just talks about how impractical that is

Thanks. I can read in high German somewhat so I’ll look into that.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

update it seems this literally only happens if you romanced astarion. i've only seen this reported with astarion romances and every other romance seems to work fine, she goes off alone