pickling in the bog, mistaken for a log.

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

Get you a man that'll cross a moat with a giant sword while wearing full plate armor just to see you.

Sir Dinadan as Sir Dying In This Guy’s Arms To Change The Trajectory Of His Life

‘I have done all I could and I am going home.’ fascinating epitaph on a headstone for a woman who died at age 28 in 1890

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

It was snowing and raining outside, which I was very happy about.

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

I dunno it wasn’t funny back in Rome unless you were into gore.

Call me shrimp pregnant the way im berried

tapping mic is tbis thing on. Call me shrimp pregnant the way im berried

psychopomp

Nice!