pickling in the bog, mistaken for a log.

The Vulgate Cycle repeatedly outright describes Lancelot as intelligent, well-educated and polite, you know, the things expected of chivalrous knight of noble birth. Then he does things that indicate the opposite. I kind of love that, actually. Our most glorious and refined knight, Sir Lancelot, who was raised by a fairy in a lake and is known for mauling people with little to no provocation. To me, he feels semi-feral and not in a Tumblr funnyman way, in an under-socialized child raised by wolves kind of way. The ‘Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knight.’ rhetoric almost feels like Camelot propaganda to offset his social blunders and misdeeds.

He just crawled out of a lake. It is literally his first day on earth.

big wet eyes and everything

So he’s a Tumblr Sexyman?

I’m trying very hard to make it happen.

I'd go to war for archive of our own

The Lady of the Lake is a misnomer, she is not the governor of one lake but the guardian of all lakes in Prydain. Additionally, she is capable of emerging from any body of water with a minimum surface diameter of twenty inches, including large vernal pools and particularly nasty potholes on the roads that Arthur hasn’t gotten around to refinishing. She has the ability to spy on events occurring in the surface world through smaller vessels of water such as buckets, chalices and dungeon puddles. One may assume Lancelot is the primary victim of this espionage but it is Merlin, he has begun covering all glasses and bowls of water in his vicinity out of an abundance of caution. She takes great amusement in grabbing his ankle from roadside ditches.

Karoline Leavitt was like “I have to get the hell out of here before November.”

one of the most despicable and hateful human beings the public has had the displeasure of seeing on a regular basis: I’m just a girl. I’m a mama. I’m resigning to spend more time with children. Because that’s what women do, no other reason.

my kingdom for a cigarette

the wizard Merlin, who is half demon and half weird uncle,

The Philadelphia cops finally having to admit that there is undeniable proof that Eugene (and probably RC) Horsch were preying on and killing women in active addiction in Pennsylvania for at least the past 13 years and they just kinda let it happen.