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$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Three Goblin Art
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Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.
Among the many reasons I am clawing my life back from Google.
Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
Delicious. We love to see it.
@ralfmaximus
Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I love stories like this.
Get peer reviewed!
Movement nudge!
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I implore every single young'un out there. No matter what, do some hip / knee / lower back stretching. Do it now. Keep doing it. You won't believe me but otherwise you'll wake up one day and realise you can't kneel down anymore. You'll find you can't remember the last time you sat on the floor.
Don't let that sneak up on you - you never know when you'll need to do a fast dive onto the carpet to stop the cat snarfing up a slice of dropped pizza.

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Siberian crane (Leucogeranus leucogeranus)
@voxmyriad ASDFGHJKKL
M.C. Escher | METAMORPHOSIS II (1940)
woodcut in red and black, 19.2cm x 400cm
lol took me awhile to find this gif again… Escher is GOAT!
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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".
You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.
here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:
you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65
you cannot be president if you are a felon
you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million
you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture
you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam
you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.
you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once
you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school
you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification
Love all of this except the divorce one. I couldn't give a rat's ass if the president has been divorced 50+ times.

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Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth
Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful
I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:
Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:
Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!
all rise for our liege's royal decree!:
GET DA FUCK OUT DA WAY
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️
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this part always has me losing my mind the way the pants are just cut and pasted on there
this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time