House of Glass

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

"The value of the physical form and what is done with it / how it is presented may be either sacred or immaterial depending on the beliefs of the first party, but no matter the case, the first party should have the choice to alter, modify, and impliment whatever physical aspects desired or required for the desired outcome to be achieved regardless of the aesthetic or philosophical preferences of those unaffected", but also "Everybody else thinks they know exactly what your job is and has an opinion on it despite zero first hand experience"

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"

Quit because he actually took his "most trusted" aids with him, or that her sacrificial presence was a key indicator he was still on AF1.

Not sympathising with her, but the fact she’s got two very young children at home (one is a newborn) and this would have left them motherless is egregious even by Trump standards.

What makes this infinitely funnier is the fact that the fries didn't even fall on the ground in the first place before the plate just fucking explodes on it sending fries flying everywhere.

define failed

dude

the dream is collapsing

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

i had to rewatch it twice because i missed half the dialogue due to laughing

The lady being a flail guy omg

I adopted my cats from Furkids here in Atlanta. They are an amazing organization, who definitely went the extra mile in making this commercial :D

I adopted my twosome from Furkids, too! They are fantastic and have moved into a larger, super nice facility since this video was made.

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences