House of Glass

Presumably this is the same way God does it

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

the Ice War on Europa...

My friend sent me this and I’m a huge astronomy nerd and so my immediate thought was “YOU FOOLS EUROPA HAS GEYSERS, ITS NOT JUST AN ENTIRE ICY WASTELAND THERE ARE AREAS OF HEAT, AND ANY SOCIETY WOULD BE BUILT AROUND THESE GEYSERS” but THEN I thought “oh the geysers are privatized of course they are it’s the ice wars on Europa”

The ice you can learn to live with, friend… but the geysers… you can’t prepare for them. And they’re out there, waiting… that’s the REAL War right there… that’s what happened to my crew.

me too, holy shitballs me too

oh my GOD

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!