feast when you can

it's also creating a class of people who you can abuse while telling yourself that you're Good and Moral and Not an Abuser.

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go