A creature with an odd taste in media

anatine

wherewithal

grotto

umstroke

posthaste

superlative

beastmode

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

crepuscular

peripatetic

apropos

effervescent

taciturn

Hello self flagellating trans masc. In front of you is a computer with tumblr open. Your task is to make a post about your own experiences with transphobia without derailing it by putting in a million disclaimers about how it would be worse if you were transfem and that your experiences don’t matter because there’s a hypothetical trans woman out there who has it ten times worse. You may also not call other trans men or nonbinary people names or imply that they are whiny or hysterical. Wait shit dude have you been dead the entire time I’ve been talking?

#getting a piece of equipment set up to go deliver to the alien and you can tell from its biodome data that it's awake and active #only to be told by your planet's saviour “no grace is experiencing a subjective 'one ey em' right now #and would feel frightened if you approached his living space soon. you have to wait about thirty thousand seconds.“ #you're like. “is it doing something private?” “no. judging by energy use I think he's observing audiovisual entertainment.” #“then why can't I communicate with it” “because” <- peer review passed

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

chaotic neutral

that’s. not what that means? honestly this is lawful evil

i dunno that seems pretty chaotic to me

no no no see “chaotic” means “untethered by rules” not “creating chaos” but this person has very clearly followed the rules to the letter, which is the clear sign of lawful evil.

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

Frankly, I don't buy the theory that the repeated sweeping deletions of trans women's blogs have principally been the product of bad-faith mass reporting campaigns abusing automated moderation. I've been falsely mass-reported before, on multiple occasions, and nothing's ever come of it. Someone is pulling that trigger.

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

Had a little "chat" with your pal Monty Hall last night. [grins sinisterly] Let's just say he won't be a problem anymore.

togey fox has announced that 'Undertale'' has been cancelled