sweet and icy and strange

my stream is so delayed that i just heard cheers from across the road and was genuinely baffled because there was such a long delay until me seeing the goal. i was like. they’re making thing up over there surely

[to be read in an australian accent] nor way…….

JUDE BELLINGHAM ONCE AGAIN I AM VERY FOND OF YOUR LUCOZADE SPORT FLAVOUR

did england all get lobotomies during the hydration break or what

this is worse than in vikings the tv show where they kidnapped tonsured and doe eyed george blagden from his monastery

i presume some of my mutuals will be selectively clipping that commentary line about “he’s giving it away, john stones, and pickford’s gotta come”

what’s john stones doing after this match because i have some apples that need picking in papa’s orchard

professional musician L at mcr last night (took my earplugs out 2 songs in because they were annoying me) counterbalanced by professional musician W (was unironically laser focused on my vocal technique while i was screaming along to all the songs and let me tell you i was in perfect voice at work this morning so it clearly worked)