sweet and icy and strange

timeline of beauty and the beast is actually crazy when you properly deep it. like hello selfish and mean teenager. i am placing a curse on you and if you are not, despite being under a curse, fully self actualised and emotionally stable and capable of a healthy loving relationship by the age of 21 you will be doomed forever. actually that’s kind of what it feels like to do an undergraduate degree while mentally ill to be fair

i have truly never seen as much nitpicking on one of my post as is going on in the notes of this one. full disclosure guys i made this post in 30 seconds flat at work because the prologue was playing and the 21 years old thing blew my mind a bit, sorry for not doing a full lore deep dive & extensive literary analysis on disney’s beauty and the beast before posting i won’t make that mistake again x

my worst nightmare (caught in background of someone else’s tiktok) came true but it’s okay because i actually looked good save for a minor case of rbf. body dysmorphia found DEAD

british millenials/zillenials i have to report the singing assembly economy is in shambles, we’re doing “you shall go out with joy” as the final hymn today and not one of my 10-13 year old choristers had even HEARD it before. what’s next. they don’t know the school rules song?

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

heard there was stonesford can I get a link to a clip or perhaps a timestamp