sweet and icy and strange

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

just absolutely bullshitted my way through the brad mondo butterfly cut after my shower and my hair looks insaaaaane

i got to church yesterday for choir practice and the very first thing the priest said to me was wow your hair looks amazing

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

friendly reminder that stop talking stooop talking knock it off SHUT THE FUCK UP

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth