sweet and icy and strange

my worst nightmare (caught in background of someone else’s tiktok) came true but it’s okay because i actually looked good save for a minor case of rbf. body dysmorphia found DEAD

british millenials/zillenials i have to report the singing assembly economy is in shambles, we’re doing “you shall go out with joy” as the final hymn today and not one of my 10-13 year old choristers had even HEARD it before. what’s next. they don’t know the school rules song?

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

heard there was stonesford can I get a link to a clip or perhaps a timestamp