sweet and icy and strange

british millenials/zillenials i have to report the singing assembly economy is in shambles, we’re doing “you shall go out with joy” as the final hymn today and not one of my 10-13 year old choristers had even HEARD it before. what’s next. they don’t know the school rules song?

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

heard there was stonesford can I get a link to a clip or perhaps a timestamp

[to be read in an australian accent] nor way…….

and a way there wasn’t

i presume some of my mutuals will be selectively clipping that commentary line about “he’s giving it away, john stones, and pickford’s gotta come”

this is worse than in vikings the tv show where they kidnapped tonsured and doe eyed george blagden from his monastery

at least he got a threesome proposition out of it