sweet and icy and strange

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

can you tell me what my phone number is?

i can basically do whatever i want

notice how everyones 30 now

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

Even if it's Country?

yes hot take the hatred of country music as a whole will often come down to classism i love country music i love bluegrass i love folk and writing off a whole genre or type of music is crazyyyyyyy

do nuns have pockets