Caustic Critic

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

I miss smash bros speculation

2018-2021 was a magical time when people would talk about their favorite video game characters and anything was possible, even moreso than the Super Smash Bros. for prerelease-release-DLC hype cycle. people kept watching their made up rules get disproven and by the end of it nobody knew how to predict anything anymore

there's something I find charming about the category of characters that are like. notably popular ideas for smash bros characters completely divorced from their popularity as characters in any other context. like how a lot of people somehow convinced themselves that Geno from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996) is an "obvious" choice for a smash bros character even though he's not even the most popular character from the mario rpgs

after making this post, i spent the whole night riffing on the joke that "sun wukong the monkey king" was a blue collar, middle american trade, made sadly obsolete by AI. and that was funny but also kind of a letdown consider that "picklesmith" is by far the funniest item here

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

Anyway Rainbow Dash and Ralsei are both lesbians and they've made out with eachother. It's canon.

Hell yeah bunny girl get in the lesbian cuddle puddle