brainrot

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

There is no Love on that island

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

@onenicebugperday please look at this giant of a man, incredible

wait so right after being resurrected jesus went to heaven anyway? then what was the point of all that besides spectacle omg

*a look of realization* just like pjackk...