Payasita

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

me: do I need to schedule around my CT scan next week? what if they have to sedate me and I can't drive afterward- me: ... me: I'm not a dog. I will probably be cooperative with the CT scan and not bite the tech.