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So I was told that Human Planet had a segment about pigeons in the Cities episode that I might be interested in and I was honestly so underwhelmed. I havenât finished the episode so maybe thereâs more pigeon stuff but I feel like all I saw was more Birds Of Prey Are The Only Cool And Acceptable Birds and pigeons are Trespassers In Our Urban World Who Shit On Everything And Are Useless On Top Of It. Which isnât true and Iâm so tired of this being framed as some horrible burden that humanity must face. Pigeons are the victims here, not us.Â
Hate of pigeons didnât start until the 20th Century. Before that was about 9,900 years of loving them. The rock pigeon was domesticated 10,000 years ago and not only that, we took them freaking everywhere. Pigeons were the first domesticated bird and they were an all-around animal even though they were later bred into more specialised varieties. They were small but had a high feed conversion rate, in other words it didnât cost a whole lot of money or space to keep and they provided a steady and reliable source of protein as eggs or meat. They home, so you could take them with you and then release them from wherever you were and theyâd pretty reliably make their way back. Pigeons are actually among the fastest flyers and they can home over some incredible distances (what fantastic navigators!). They were an incredibly important line of communication for multiple civilisations in human history. You know the first ever Olympics? Pigeons were delivering that news around the Known World at the time. Also, their ability to breed any time of year regardless of temperature or photoperiod? That was us, we did that to them, back when people who couldnât afford fancier animals could keep a pair or two for meat/eggs.Â
Rooftop pigeon keeping isnât new, itâs been around for centuries and is/was important to a whole variety of cultures. Pigeons live with us in cities because we put them there, we made them into city birds. I get that there are problems with bird droppings and thereâs implications for too-large flocks. By all means those are things we should look to control, but you donât need to hate pigeons with every fibre of your being. You donât need to despise them or brush them off as stupid (they have been intelligence tested extensively as laboratory animals because guess what other setting theyâre pretty well-adapted to? LABORATORIES!) because they arenât stupid. Theyâre soft intelligent creatures and I donât have time to list everything I love about pigeons again. You donât need to aggressively fight them or have a deep desire to kill them at all. Itâs so unnecessary, especially if you realise that the majority of reasons pigeons are so ubiquitous is a direct result of human interference.
We havenât always hated pigeons though, Darwinâs pigeon chapter in The Origin of Species took so much of the spotlight that publishers at the time wanted him to make the book ONLY about pigeons and to hell with the rest because Victorianâs were obsessed with pigeons (as much as I would enjoy a book solely on pigeons, itâs probably best that he didnât listen). My point is, for millenia, we loved pigeons. We loved them so much we took them everywhere with us and shaped them into a bird very well adapted for living alongside us.
Itâs only been very recently that we decided we hated them, that we decided to blame them for ruining our cities. The language we use to describe pigeons is pretty awful. But it wasnât always, and I wish we remembered that. I wish we would stop blaming them for being what we made them, what they are, and spent more time actually tackling the problems our cities face. Â
I just have a lot of feelings about how complex and multidimensional hating pigeons actually is
ALL OF THIS
And also pigeon poop was a very valuable fertilizer before we had other options, people would hire guards to stop thieves from stealing their flockâs poop.
#LovePigeonsAgain2016
Late night, reblogging, so bear with me here⌠Thank you for posting much of my thoughts over the past year and a half! I am known by many as âthat guy who keeps the raptorsâ. Yes this is true, I do keep and handle raptors for educational purposes, but what many fail to realize is, I am fascinated with pigeons. My interest with birds began with the obvious, the raptors, corvids, and parrots. Then I discovered pigeons. These wonderful little birds with big attitudes and the incredible ability to thrive among people. The organization I work with got its first pigeon a little over a year ago. She was a rescue with nowhere else to go. I was quickly drawn to her character and attitude about life. We rarely handled her, but we did spend time with her. She grew attached to our volunteers very quickly because their were no other birds she could socialize with in our facility.Â
We never intended to train her for educational programs. It was a job reserved for our raptors. It was our pigeon who decided she would be a part of what we were doing. One day, when we entered her enclosure to change water and food, she decided to fly to my hand and perch like our raptors do.Â
No training, no treats, just the reward of being with us.Â
What we hadnât noticed for the couple months prior was her watching us. This brilliant little bird had been watching us every day as we trained and worked with our raptors. Finally she decided she didnât want to be left out any longer. She made her place on our hands.
This occurred several times before we finally put her on a glove and brought her into the public. Needless to say, she was right at home. She fluffed up and preened the entire evening while people gawked and asked us why we had a pigeon on one glove and a hawk on another.Â
Since then, weâve added 5 more rescued pigeons to our growing flock. And our pigeon (Tybalt) has become a mainstay ambassador for our programs. Each of our pigeons are incredibly fun to watch and interact with. Pigeons simply donât get enough love. They are marvelous creatures incredibly suited to life alongside people both physically and mentally.Â
Raptors my have been my introduction into birds, but pigeons opened my eyes to a new appreciation for them and the fascinating world of bird cognition.
NOT ONLY are pigeons very amazing, worth our respect, and INTERESTING (did you read any of that stuff above?), but they are beautiful too! Look how lovely:
Photo by .jocelyn.
They have a complex and fascinating social structure, both within a flock and with other individuals:
Photo by Ingrid Taylar
AND THEY ARE JUST SUPER CUTE, HONESTLY:
Photo by Musical Photo Man
Not chickens, but I feel compelled to spread this gospel.
hmmm. this is making me rethink my new york pigeon hate
and, AND, havenât you ever wondered why city pigeons come in a magnificent rainbow of unusual colors?
Most wild animals all look alike within a species, with TINY, RARE individual variations in terms of rare color morphs, unusually big or small animals, different facial markings and other subtleties. But there is no evolutionary benefit to having species where everyone looks slightly different, and in fact, itâs beneficial for species to be similar and consistent, with a distinctive aesthetic. Especially if youâre trying to blend into the environment - a black wolf is all very well, but it looks positively silly in the summer tundra, where its grey/brown/brindley cousins blend in. A white deer has a great aesthetic - and a very short lifespan in the forest. Distinctive Protagonist looks are rare in the wild, simply because natural selection usually comes down heavily on them.
To humans, most wild animals are visually indistinguishable from each other.
As a result, most wild animals are like
âOh itâs obvious - you can tell the twins apart because Kara has a big nose.â
Wild animals usually have a pretty consistent aesthetic within their species. Itâs important to them!
SO WHAT IS GOING ON WITH PIGEONS?
Look, in one small picture youâve got a red color morph in the center, several melanistic dark morphs, a few solid black birds, a few variations on the wildtype wing pattern, a PIEBALD, a piebald copper color morphâŚ
Like, there are LAYERS UPON LAYERS of pigeon diversity in most flocks you see. Pure white ones with black wingtips. Solid brown ones with pink iridescent patches. Pale pinkish pigeons.
WHY IS THAT? When other wild animals consider âbeing slightly fluffier than my brotherâ to be dangerously distinctive in most circumstances? BECAUSE CITY PIGEONS ARENâT TRULY WILD.
MANY OF THEM (POSSIBLY MOST OR ALL) ARE FERAL MIXES.
THEY WERE ONCE BELOVED PETS, SPECIAL MESSENGERS, EXQUISITE SHOW-WINNERS, AND PRIZED LIVESTOCK.
THEIR PRETTY COLORS WERE DELIBERATELY INTRODUCED BY HUMANS.
AND NOW THEIR HUMANS DONâT LOVE THEM ANY MORE.
See, pigeon fanciers bred (and still breed!) a huge array of pigeons. And the resulting swarms of released/discarded/escaped/phased out âfancyâ pigeons stayed around humans. What else were they going to do? They interbred with wildtype pigeons.
Lots of the pigeons you see in public are feral. Theyâre not wild animals. Theyâre citizen animals. Theyâre genetically engineered. And now thatâs what âcityâ pigeons are.
These âwildâ horses are all different colors because theyâre actually feral. Mustangs in the American West are the descendants of imported European horses - theyâre an invasive domestic species that colonized an ecological niche, but they are domestic animals. Their distinctive patterns were deliberately bred by humans. A few generations of running around on the prairie isnât going to erase that and turn them back into wildtypes. If you catch an adult mustang and train it for a short period, you can ride it and have it do tricks and make it love you. Itâs a domestic animal. You canât really do that with an adult zebra.
No matter how many generations these dogs stay on the street and interbreed with one another, they wonât turn back into wolves. They canât. Theyâre deliberately genetically engineered. If you catch one (even after generations of rough living, even as an adult) you can make it stare at your face, care about your body language, and love you.
City pigeons? Well, you donât have to like them, but theyâre in the same boat. Theyâre tamed animals, bred on purpose, living in a human community. Their very bodies are marked with their former ownership and allegiance; they cannot really return to what they once were; if you caught one, you could make it love you (in a limited pigeon-y way.) They have gone to âthe wild,â but not very far from us, and theyâd be happy to come back.
So next time you see a flock of city pigeons, spare a moment to note their diversity. The wing patterns. The pied, mottled and brindled. The color types.
All of it was once meant to please you.
I am now on Team Pigeon. Â Thank you.
Iâm so happy to see pigeon love! Good Birds! <3
always happy to see this again!
@runawayrat whereâs that mcfuckin pigeon kid in mcgonagall cosplay comic
this is making me so sad oh god i fucking told u all
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudleyâs tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but heâs always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
*scoffs* ââDark Lordâ huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you donât have a REAL JOB.â
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As weâre going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover Iâm holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldnât be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
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Friends it is our responsibility to vote! I want Donald laughed off the stage when he sees the numbers we turn out in. Itâs time for us to cement him in history as a nobody who failed his country
If you don't show up to vote, they've already won. Please vote, so "my vote won't make a difference" doesn't become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It definitely won't count if you don't even try to use it.
"my vote won't make a difference" is an idea that was put into your head by someone who didn't want you to vote.
Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the worldâs billionaires should be women. I think there shouldnât be any billionaires at all.
So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?
Why shouldnât their be billionaires? That makes no sense.
Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm. That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty. Â
Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation arenât even feasible.Â
The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. Whatâs the point of starting a business if you canât become wealthy?
There is a very real difference between âreasonably wealthyâ and A BILLIONAIRE
No one is saying you shouldnât have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.
Iâll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think itâs because they canât actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.
Seriously.
Letâs say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.
It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.
Keep in mind then, that if you got paid $1000 an hour, 10 hours a day, five days a week, every week, all year, it would still take over 400 years to make a billion.
You want to make one billion in a human lifetime? If you made $10,000 an HOUR, 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week, all year, it would take you 41 years to hit a billion.
(And thatâs not counting, ya know, money you spend to stay alive on food or rent or anything. )
Jeff Bezos currently has 140 billion dollars.
$10,000 an HOUR while most of us barely making $12. Can yâall conceptualize now?
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Because this is still a difficult set of numbers for some folks to comprehend (legitimatelyâour brains have a hard time conceptualizing big numbers) a really good example I like to use is the difference between a million and a billion in time.
1 million seconds is approximately 11 days.Â
1 billion seconds is just shy of 32 years.Â
Also, some people genuinely believe in natural hierarchies, where billionaires are deserving of all their wealth and power and you shouldnât question it because Thatâs How Itâs Supposed To Be, and if you Upset the EStabLiSheD OrdER then everything will be CHAOS! This is a genuinely destructive belief system that creates and perpetuates oppression.
Agree.
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Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:
1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM
2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and itâs as thick as a novel
3.) Barbie saying, âDonât worry, Iâm a professional!â for literally anything

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Yaâll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend
Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
Sweatpants count as a look
Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as theyâre home
âHaha thatâs gross let me seeâ
Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
Laying on random surfaces
Iâve never self-owned as hard as just now, when I excitedly scrolled down to say âFINALLY, A LIST FOR ME!â only to discover that Iâd already faved it.
Man screw the idea that you NEED to break stereotypes when youâre part of a normally marginalised group. Lesbians, go full lumberjack if thatâs what you want. Gay men, be as flamboyant as your heart desires. Bisexuals, date as many people as you want. Trans people, express your identities however you like. You arenât obliged to break stereotypes and go against the crowd. Just be yourself man, whatever that is.
i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chairÂ
Someone: A movie canât be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:
Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?
That isâŚ
100% what that movie is.
fun fact: stu is literally just a guy called stu. like. taikaâs friend. his name is stu. he is a geotechnician. this is not the first movie of taikaâs where he has played himself. he didnât even have a script. they just said âhey stu! you stand here, and you be stu!â so he did. when heâs talking to the girls in the bar? thatâs his real job. when heâs actung awkward because he doesnât seem to know whatâs going on or what to do? he doesnât. heâs just rolling with it. just stu being stu.

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Nope. No. Youâre wrong. Color photos have been around since the late 1800s there are a bunch of full color photos of MLK. The us govt and educational system just doesnât show us because they want us to push back the civil rights movement and distance institutionalized racism from todayâs society.
Here are just a few of many photos of MLK in FULL color. This wasnât that long ago. This is RECENT history. Segregation, the terrorizing of black communities, the brutality isnât old - it is still present.
When my dad was a little boy, my grandfather was one of the ministers who marched with MLK on Washington. He grew up hearing stories about the great Dr. king and the differences he made BUT he still saw the blatant discrimination against black folks and other people of color (hell he experienced it himself). My dad was a kid watching MLK. My DAD. My grandfather who only passed away about six years ago MARCHED with him. This isnât twelve generations ago. THIS IS RECENT HISTORY.
Iâm a millennial and my parents were both in middle school when he was murdered. This really wasnât that long ago.
Iâm Gen z and my grandmother went to segregated schools for a few years before they became illegal
Seeing photos like this in full color with nice, crisp lines and in relatively high definition really does a lot to remind you that this really WASNâT all that long ago. No wonder people tend to think of the days of MLK as ancient history, if we mostly see black and white and grainy pictures!Â
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10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowâŚ.
Please give me my refund of 400$ soonâŚ
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olâ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyâd originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityâŚ
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.