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Parents lie

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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
doing nothing is good for my soul.
i am not defined by what i produce.
my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
Dan and I bought a thing called âlong zitiâ from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, butâŚ. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldnât bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldnât pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because itâs just too funny
real life creepypasta
So uhâŚ.some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!

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you call it âreally bad at dartsâ, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Sir Iâm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
How most people with invisible illnesses are treated by health care âprofessionalsâ
The Golden Girls didnât fuck around
pls watch
honestly i really appreciated this scene when I first saw it bc it took me like two years to get a diagnosis for whatâs wrong with me
Dorothy: Â Dr. Budd?
Dr. Budd: Â Yes?
Dorothy: Â You probably donât remember me, but you told me I wasnât sick. Â Do you remember? Â You told me I was just getting old.
Dr. Budd: Â Iâm sorry, I really donâtâ
Dorothy: Â Remember. Â Maybe youâre getting old. Â Thatâs a little joke. Â Well, I tell you, Dr. Budd, I really am sick. Â I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Â That is a real illness. Â You can check with the Center for Disease Control.
Dr. Budd: Â Huh. Â Well, Iâm sorry about that.
Dorothy: Â Well, Iâm glad! Â At least I know I have something.
Dr. Budd: Â Iâm sure. Â Well, nice seeing you.
Dorothy: Â Not so fast. Â There are some things I have to say. Â There are a lot of things that I have to say. Â Words canât express what I have to say. Â [tearing up] Â What I went through, what you put me throughâI canât do this in a restaurant.
Dr. Budd: Â Good!
Dorothy: Â But I will!
Dr. Buddâs date: Â Louis, who is this person?
Dr. Budd: Â Look, Missâ
Dorothy:  Sit.  I sat for you long enough.  Dr. Budd, I came to you sickâsick and scaredâand you dismissed me.  You didnât have the answer, and instead of saying âIâm sorry, I donât know whatâs wrong with you,â you made me feel crazy, like I had made it all up.  You dismissed me!  You made me feel like a child, a fool, a neurotic who was wasting your precious time.  Is that your caring profession?  Is that healing?  No one deserves that kind of treatment, Dr. Budd, no one.  I suspect had I been a man, I might have been taken a bit more seriously, and not told to go to a hairdresser.
Dr. Budd: Â Look, I am not going to sit here anymoreâ
Dr. Buddâs date: Â Shut up, Louis.
Dorothy: Â I donât know where you doctors lose your humanity, but you lose it. Â You know, if all of you, at the beginning of your careers, could get very sick and very scared for a while, youâd probably learn more from that than anything else. Â Youâd better start listening to your patients. Â They need to be heard. Â They need caring. Â They need compassion. Â They need attending to. Â You know, someday, Dr. Budd, youâre gonna be on the other side of the table, and as angry as I am, and as angry as I always will be, I still wish you a better doctor than you were to me.
Reblogging for any of my mutuals whoâve ever dealt with Dr. Budd.
Omg the accuracy! This has been my experience more often than not sadly
this is the best possible version of fred
himbo
Didnât he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?
Can someone find those screenshots for me?
So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!
Fred killed Dick Graysonâs parents
Fred killed Dick Graysonâs Parents
Yoooooooooooo lmfao

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I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-
My internet wont work 90s/2000s starter pack
Megan Thee Stallion in I DID IT
Yâall just setting Tony up to get his ass beat (x)
the suit isnât even made from iron, actually, but stillâŚ
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this was phenomenal
if you ainât bitter, youâre blind.