they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

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they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

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At the end of episode 1, Crystal tells Becky that she doesn't have to remember Esther's house or what happened there. She doesn't tell her to forget it; it's an offer, and it gives Becky the final say in whether or not she'd rather remember. This is great writing since Crystal had no choice in her own amnesia and wouldn't want to force it on anyone else.
But what I want to talk about is when Becky looks back at Crystal. The camera shows Crystal alone, but Becky made a weird face at the group.
Becky saw the boys because of her near-death experience, chose to forget the scary experience, and suddenly couldn't see them anymore and was a bit discombobulated. Crystal can rest easy knowing that Becky didn't suffer the same trauma as her.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
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(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it
The bubble is nigh.
In place of fucking around my grandma would always say "fiddle-arsing around" and I think we could bring this back because it's a very fun word to say

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hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate
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Fucking sucks to be a fan of the MAIN GUY of a thing. Like yeah this is Main Character... I know you know who he is but listen!!! I know him better than anyone else!!!
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)
The funny thing is as a parent you always think, “mine isn’t as good as Nana made it.” But your kid adores it and one day will say “it isn’t as good as my mama made it but the kids like it.”
and on it goes
and so love is passed down the chain of generations, on and on, from mouth to mouth to heart to heart
Love is stored in the Multi-Generational Game Of Telephone.
Love is stored in the
Multi-Generational
Game Of Telephone.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My family has a cake recipe called “Three Generation Cake.” On the recipe card (old and faded and stained), my father explained the title, “Grandma’s cake, Mom’s frosting, and my stomach.”
Of course, I am now the fourth generation who bakes this cake. (I never met my great-grandmother. She died shortly before my dad met my mother, but he tells me stories about her. She spoke three languages and was trying to learn Portuguese when she died. She wore a fur coat over a muumuu and owned a wolfdog. When she was widowed in the Great Depression, she supported her family by playing piano in a honkey-tonk before lying her way into a radiology position. Her second husband was a British naval officer who was trained on a ship with sails and who gave her jewels by pouring them into a bowl and handing it to her at breakfast.)
My mother used it to make a wedding cake for my sister’s wedding. (My dad insists his grandma would have loved my mom, both plain-speaking women from the midwest.) My brother-in-law fell in love with this cake, to his own surprise, as he loves chocolate and the wedding cake has none. Now it is his birthday cake of choice. I have baked it for him multiple times.
One day my sister will teach her son how to make the cake from his great-great grandmother’s recipe. I will tell him stories about her, this woman I never met but who is so real to me.
The love will continue on.