everything would be better if i had fangs

While You Were Sleeping (1995)

— Jackie Welles

penguin who doesnt believe in aliens will be the next to be abducted

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Hadeeees!!! The god of sex!

Frances Turner as Barb Howard Fallout (2024—) 2.06 "The Other Player"

They're adults who love each other, they're also part of a fascist machine, they're in a shit situation (partly of their own doing), and they try to communicate about it as much as they can. Of course it's not perfect! Coop is politically, systematically unable to grasp what Barb tried to warn him about (he still trusts his government, for now) and she might still be deceiving him in some way (because him knowing too much would doom him and Janey). But it's sooo refreshing. Organic clusterfuck without the tired misogynistic tropes my beloved. I do hope the writers keep that vibe going