strategic beetle victory

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

Since this is my current top post I thought I’d add some extra info I came across: This is known as the Majapahit Piggy Bank (Circa 15th Century) - The animal depicted is technically not a pig but the Javanese celeng, a small, swayed-back, black-skinned wild boar. Some theories suggest this design was exported from Indonesia to Europe, but that isn’t likely.

He doesn’t know his past girlfriends had hobbies because he never visualized the lives they lived outside of spending time with him. That’s the most charitable explanation for whatever this is.

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine