normal boy

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

decided to read the wikipedia page for energy drinks since ive been drinking a lot of them lately and its just paragraphs of "youre not gonna make it" over and over and over like the shining

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

50 foreskin dollars

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

Writers have two modes and they are "i haven't written in three weeks and i am rotting from the inside and everything feels wrong and i don't know who i am anymore" and "i wrote for four hours straight and forgot to eat and it's dark outside and when did that happen and i feel like a god" and there is nothing in between. no chill. no medium setting. just famine or feast and a very confused nervous system.

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res