normal boy

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

I experienced bad turbulence on the plane for the first time and it was kinda erotic I won't lie

*looking over on a plane and seeing this on their notes app*

I feel like the bigger shock would be seeing the explicit fanfics of Beatles porking each other I was reading the whole flight if im being honest

[id: screencap of note reading "First time experiencing bad turbulence on a plane --> hard?" /end id]

certified beatles post

Happy disability pride month

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

penis magician voice is this your penis

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police