normal boy

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lgbt twice a day.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again