normal boy

i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot

@birdwizardofficial

Thank you for the offering of a bird!

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

Uhhhh let me be queer

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

obsessed with whatever the opposite of "the author's poorly disguised fetish" is. Like something that was explicitly drawn as a fetish but it's so niche and strange that it wraps back around into being a masterpiece of surrealism that transfixes and enchants you even though personally you can't imagine sexually getting off to it anymore than you could imagine eating a granite boulder

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

one of my favourite funny little things about this website is when you make a post like 'killing you to death with a spear formation' and somebody reblogs it tagged #q #spear formation like i'm so happy to know you're keeping your dedicated spear formation tag well curated babe keep it up

Shocking development: in a language and culture where most given names are considered masculine or feminine, some genderqueer and nonbinary people choose given names that seem unusual!

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal