follow me like the moon

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

something niceys this way comes

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

do nuns have pockets